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What's your best story about a former crewmate?
5. What's your best story about a former crewmate?

"Recently at a boat show a crew member from a neighboring yacht managed to get into the master cabin at night. He threw up on himself and passed out in the owner's bed and was discovered the next day."

How much are you paid?
6. How much are you paid?

"Salary depends on the size of the yacht. I worked on a 150' boat and salary was 7k per month. Now i work freelance and my rate is $300 per day. Tips are common and vary in size."

What's the craziest thing that's happened on the job?
7. What's the craziest thing that's happened on the job?

"Nothing too crazy has happened on any boat I've worked on, but there was this yacht that was stationed next to the boat I last worked on. The yacht next door was owned by a really large and rich lady. She only hired good looking young men and required them to f_ck her as part of the job. Really gross. I'm sure there was some other really nasty stuff going on over there that they kept secret. Another story I like to tell involves a stewardess I used to date. Her boss was a really rich woman who made all her money from a divorce. She had 5 dogs on the boat and had a staff member whose job it was to clean there shit and piss off the carpet."

Do any of the trophy wives ever go into the kitchen to watch/help/instruct you?
8. Do any of the trophy wives ever go into the kitchen to watch/help/instruct you?

"Yes. I've seen it all. They are usually drunk too. I have been hit on as well."

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