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The Thanksgiving sequel to
1. The Thanksgiving sequel to "Stomp the Yard"

A proud gentleman called to tell the staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and stomped on it several times, breaking the bones so it would fit in his pan. Then he asked, "How do I carve a turkey when all of its bones have been broken?"

Lol, yeah...good luck with that, Sir.

Not that kind of state...
2. Not that kind of state...

When a Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in, meaning how thawed was it, the caller responded with "Florida."

A turkey no-no
3. A turkey no-no

A first-time Thanksgiving chef called the Talk-Line in tears. She was so proud to have thawed the turkey successfully and continued to rinse the turkey---with dish soap! The tears starting flowing when the turkey wouldn't stop sudsing. "How do I get my turkey to stop sudsing?" she asked. "Is soapy turkey recoverable?"

We're gonna go out on a limb here and say no. It's definitely a clean turkey though!

(Facepalm)
4. (Facepalm)

A disappointed woman called wondering why her turkey had no breast meat. It quickly became apparent that the woman's turkey was lying on the table upside down.

WoWoWoW. This woman doesn't deserve breast meat.

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