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Did You Have To Do It On The Wings?!
2. Did You Have To Do It On The Wings?!

"I'm not a bartender but I worked in the kitchen of a bar. I walked into work and get back into the kitchen when immediately our youngest cook, who was just getting off work, comes back and says 'There's some dude wandering around back here, I think he's looking for the bathroom.' We have extremely easy to find customer bathrooms as soon as you walk in the door, and we also have a bathroom in the back for staff. Anyways, we walk back and can't find him anywhere. I finally open up the freezer and he's standing there looking the other way. I start saying 'hey man, you need some help finding you're way ba....WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!?' I look down and see a huge pile of piss on the freezer floor and some real wet boxes of wings. Dude had to pay for like 5 boxes of wings and was banned." (Source)

Nothing More Romantic Than Holding Vomit Covered Hands
3. Nothing More Romantic Than Holding Vomit Covered Hands

Not my story but my friend's. He was very drunk and decided he wanted to become more drunk. So he headed for the bar, but tripped over his own foot and stumbled. This was spotted by a bouncer and he was quickly removed from the bar. He stumbles down the street 20 meters and then needs to throw up. He holds up his hand to stop himself from spewing, but instead it explodes all over his hand and he proceeds to bend over and throw up in a low lying hedge. He straightens up and wipes his mouth and gets ready for the drunken stumble home when a girl (who had previously been kicked out) walks towards him and grabs his vomit covered hand in an attempt to convince the bouncers that they were just a happy couple going out for a drink. They walk, vomit covered hand in hand, up to the bouncers and confidently attempt walk in. She is stopped at the door and he breezes past and back into the bar, ready for round two." (Source)

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