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"In 1995, I had a job working the night shift at the local A&P food store, restocking merchandise. Generally, it was a routine, tedious job, but one night, around 2 AM, I was packing out the laundry detergent aisle, standing on a milk carton, working on stain removers on the top shelf. I then hear this 'swip swap swip swap' sound coming down the aisle. I turn and see a man walking down the aisle, with two packages of Ding Dongs in his hand, wearing a brown t-shirt, flip flops, and a diaper (which looked to be a size or two too small). He walked to the register, paid, dropped the change into the diaper and left."
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"I walked in the store, looking for some milk, cookie dough, ice cream, bread and lunch meat, yes in that order. I wonder to myself why it's so quiet in here...
I look to the left and see someone naked running around yelling, 'FEED MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
What the hell?... COVER YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
He continues to scream this. 'FEED MY NIPPLEEESSSS!!!'
I watch as security finally grabs him and throw him and his clothes out the store. I finished shopping, check out and leave. Once in the parking lot, I see this crazy, still naked man running around. Now he's screaming, 'IT BURNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!! HELPPPP!!!'
I get into my car and drive slowly and carefully out of that hell-zone."
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"I will keep this short. From 2006 to 2009, I worked at Kroger's as an overnight stocker in a busy area of town.
One night, once we'd closed the store, I was asked to clean the bathrooms before stocking. I retrieved the supplies, and went into what I assumed was an empty women's restroom.
Upon walking in, I witnessed a middle-aged woman sniffing a wad of toilet paper with orange and brown poop attached. Feeling my face getting hot I walked out immediately and informed my boss that there was someone still in the restroom.
As my boss was walking her out, she passed by me and made direct eye contact. It was a face of stone, and I tried to mimic her reaction. I've never told anyone till now, and to this day I've wondered, why sniff it? It probably smelled as bad as the restroom did. Which was a 9 out of 10 as far as bad smells go, by the way."
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"Being an expat in India, I see many crazy incidents every week. But this one was by far the weirdest one yet. This incident happened at a Big Bazaar (a super market type setup) in Central Delhi. I was casually perusing the aisles for some real bread that wouldn't give me the runs when I noticed the woman standing in front of me was flinching. She was with her husband and 5-year-old daughter. Both of them appeared to be well-educated. When I turned the corner, I noticed him fingering his wife in broad daylight hoping that other people didn't (did?) notice. Their daughter was sitting in the shopping cart completely unaware (at least I hope) of what was going around her. They were standing right next to the produce section. I didn't buy any produce that day. They must have been at it for a solid five minutes because I saw them at the checkout line on my way out.
I'm all for most things risque but they had their daughter with them and should have shown some consideration for her."
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