She Deliberately Didn’t Get Her Hopes Up, But He Still Disappointed
He took me to McDonald’s drive-through and we ate in the parking lot.”
Yelling At The Kitchen Staff Was The Last Straw
“I went on a breakfast date with a total tool. First, he yelled at the waiter after the waiter spilled a little bit of orange juice on MY side of the table. It wasn’t a big deal, but he made a scene yelling at the waiter and telling him he wasn’t going to get a tip. Poor waiter, you could tell he was a little dim. Breakfast was okay aside from him trying to convince me to go back to his place afterward.
After finishing his meal, he decided he wanted more. Instead of waiting for the waiter to come back, he went back to the kitchen area and yelled, ‘Can I get some freaking service over here, you idiots!?’ I had had enough. I went up to register, paid the bill, and took off.”
Things Got Worse By The Drink
“Back when I was freshly single, I would lurk the Craigslist personals to see if anyone caught my eye when I came across this beautiful girl who seemed really intelligent and interesting. Thinking she couldn’t be real, I sent her a message expecting to get back the standard bot response, but she responded and we agreed to go out on a date. We went out on two dates both pretty good, the second one ended with us making out in the parking lot at a bar after last call.
Then she just dropped off the planet, didn’t return my calls, AIMs or anything just gone. You would think after this I would learn my lesson, but we ended up reconnecting and she invited me out on another date. I agreed and we decided to meet on Sunday at a bar to have some drinks and watch the football game.
So everything was going normally when I noticed this girl was just slamming back cold ones; she was on her sixth while I was on my second. Since we both drove to the bar, I realized that someone was going to have to drive us out of there so I slowed down a little. The game ended and she was on brew number ten while I was on four or so when she realized she was out of smokes. I don’t smoke, so she went trolling the bar for a butt to bum and managed to get one off this 40-year-old UGLY (this is important later) lesbian chick.
A while later, a couple of brews came to our table from the bar and the lesbian woman came over and seated herself at our table. The girl I was with was completely smashed and she and the lesbian chick were doing this weird, flirty, annoying banter. When the lesbian chick got up to go to the bathroom, my date leaned over and said, ‘You know I don’t really like her right? I’m just doing this for free drinks.’ At this point, I knew the date is hosed so I was just enjoying my free drinks, too. Unfortunately we couldn’t enjoy our free drinks for long, I couldn’t believe what happened with this chick returned from the bathroom.