Scared
Scared

When this cake looked in the mirror...

Following Instructions
Following Instructions

They did exactly what they were told: "Write Wendy Lu under neat that will you marry me? Oh, and put "sprinkles" around the edge."

No Ragrets
No Ragrets

Rember rember the 5th of Nember.

Who Is This
Who Is This

This is so ugly, it actually looks like a familiar character you would have seen in a cartoon from your childhood.

Ugly Duckling
Ugly Duckling
Creep Sheep
Creep Sheep

Why, just why would you make something so horrifying. And bunny ears no less??

Shark Week
Shark Week

Happy Birthdoo... Don't mind the shark's lovely teeth.

The Obvious Image
The Obvious Image

That feeling when you told the cake artist that you put the pictures on your jump drive, and they just drew the jump drive on the cake without looking at the beautiful photos you took. Either that, or they think your pictures sucked and this was the best they could do.

Troll Cake
Troll Cake

If you don't get it, then just eat the cake. If this annoys you, mission accomplished. Now still eat the cake.

Delicious Cake
Delicious Cake

Just what everyone wanted, to eat the image of a fetus in cookie flavor.

Baby Hedgehog
Baby Hedgehog

Or maybe a turtle. This baby comes with it's own weird spaghetti-bubble-like package.

So Literal
So Literal

No no no, don't put stars and sprinkles around it, I literally wanted you to write "with stars and sprinkles around it!" because of a really funny inside joke from back when we were 20.

Smooth Pumpkin
Smooth Pumpkin

The giant orange dome with a turd on it is no substitute for an actual pumpkin.

What a Mess
What a Mess

The font is all messed up, and why is there a cat on her forehead??? We said CAP as in graduation cap, not CAT.

He's a Top For Sure
He's a Top For Sure

Pretty please with Happy Birthday Jeremy on top? Thanks cake boss!

Ew
Ew

Gag. I don't want to come anywhere near a kitty litter box, especially not if you're insinuating I should EAT it. Take no chances.

Clearance Cakes
Clearance Cakes

Prices for these clearance cakes are going down to the floor, where my feet usually are!

Clown Buzz
Clown Buzz

When you look at his normal face, he looks pretty crazy, but instead of a beaming growl, now he has a creepy clown smile to give you nightmares.

Don't Tell Me What To Do
Don't Tell Me What To Do

If you write it in the box, it's going on the cake, no buts about it. Don't show off your spelling and boss skills if you don't want the world to know about them.

Science Experiments
Science Experiments

After scientists worked countless hours in the lab, they have been able to genetically modify a bunny into a cake. The results are... Less than delicious looking.

Not Again...
Not Again...

People never seem to learn. There was room alright, and now it's filled with your stupid instructions.

Oh no.
Oh no.

There's only one thing to do here, and it's the only humane option: put it out of it's misery by eating it quick.

Verbatim
Verbatim

Clearly whoever had this cake made was NOT the valid victorian at their school.

Just Like That
Just Like That

Yup. Yet again, they did it JUST LIKE THAT. They didn't even add any periods.

Cake For Your Dog
Cake For Your Dog

Some dogs love bath day, because they get a whole cake! Putting up with water is nothing for how delicious that cake is. (Cat version available with catnip baked right in!)

Bingo Players & Flo Rida
Bingo Players & Flo Rida

I knooow, caught up in the middle I cry just a little, when I think of .... eating this cake!

Icarus
Icarus

He flew too close to the sun, and he melted. They say he's delicious though!

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