Let's be honest: there are some foods it's just impossible to look civilized while eating. It takes a certain kind of courage to say "Ehhh, forget it, I won't even bother trying." And Jessica sure has it in this pic.
This poorly lit but playful picture was probably best left in the dark. Did we miss the memo on a new spring fashion trend of spoonfuls of dessert on the nose?
Chrissy, you look like you're in pain. What did that butter do to you? Help us help you, Chrissy, we can't stand to see you suffer like this.
The farmer let his daughter out to pose for this picture with a tray of chocolate chip cookies. Dressed as if she fell off the turnip truck, she definitely looks happy about it.
It just seems like there must be a better way to hold a bag of chips than using one's teeth. Explore your fine motor skills, ladies. There are a whole realm of possibilities you're missing out on!
Y'know those times when you're attempting to take a bite of food while focusing on something else and miss your mouth entirely? Yeah, these ladies know that, too.
Girl, no. That pizza is at least twice the size of your head; it looks more likely that it would eat you than the other way around.
This photo is both elegant and confusing. Is she going to kiss the cupcake? Perhaps she is going to propose to it. Either way, she certainly looks like she loves it more than we would deem socially acceptable.
Selfie Lighting 101: Please, please be careful not to hold your camera so that you cast a shadow on your own face.
These desserts look beautiful, but what's the deal with the white coat? She looks like a mad scientist in the process of revealing the master stroke of a dastardly plan. We're terrified.
Lupita, that chocolate bar you're trying to eat is wrapped in paper and foil. You can't eat paper and foil. It's not safe. Please take the paper and foil off of the chocolate bar, and then we'll be in business.
There is absolutely no way Sofia Vergara actually plans to eat all these pastries. Where did they even come from? Is there some bizarre Sofia Vergara fan-tradition in which people send her baked goods? The world may never know.
Oh goodness. This has the trifecta of being conceptually embarrassing, visually unflattering and unhygienic all at once.
This is an interesting one. Did Taylor stumble across something brilliant here with the donut monocle? Are we currently missing out on an untapped donut monocle market? We need to get our research team on this, pronto.