You need food to start your day, like most people need coffee.
You've become accustomed to the weird noises your stomach makes.
Your stomach is a bottomless pit.
They don't even know your real name.
Hungry or hungrier.
No one wants to mess with you when you're hangry.
Drunken pizza or nachos? Or both?
Duh!
He knows your order by heart.
They clearly don't know what it's like to be hungry.
Ugh, waiting is the worst.
Food > people, any day.
Food will never judge you.
And being somewhere without food is the worst.
Seriously, how long can a minute actually be?! FOREVER!
You just want to buy it all, because you love it that much.
Yes, it's my favorite thing to do.
You have stashes everywhere.
Sometimes you have to remind yourself to breathe.
"The Food Network" just gets you.
