Avocados are like heaven built in a small green fruit.
1. Avocados are like heaven built in a small green fruit.

Just look at that beautiful piece of art!

You cut it in half, twist it open in hopes of a perfectly green center just waiting to be eaten.
2. You cut it in half, twist it open in hopes of a perfectly green center just waiting to be eaten.

Ugh, the sheer beauty of this savory avocado.

Or made into delicious, heart-filling guacamole, or spread on toast.
3. Or made into delicious, heart-filling guacamole, or spread on toast.

Mindy and guac. What could be better than that combo?! Absolutely nothing.

But in reality, you're often left with this pathetic excuse of an avocado.
4. But in reality, you're often left with this pathetic excuse of an avocado.

We're crying right now just looking at this horrific scene.

Seriously, what're you supposed to do with a foot-long pit and half an inch of actual avocado?
5. Seriously, what're you supposed to do with a foot-long pit and half an inch of actual avocado?

Die. That's what you're supposed to do. Or just throw it against the wall. 

Or this pile of brown avocado that seriously crushes dreams and ruins lives.
6. Or this pile of brown avocado that seriously crushes dreams and ruins lives.

This is probably the most brutal crime scene we've ever seen. 

Your day is full of sunshine and rainbows, until you crack this open.
7. Your day is full of sunshine and rainbows, until you crack this open.

Day crushed. Literally crushed in two (or seven) pieces.

They cause way too much pain for us to even bare.
8. They cause way too much pain for us to even bare.

Literal physical pain. We just want a life with perfect avocados. 

You pick one up betting your life on the perfect avocado.
9. You pick one up betting your life on the perfect avocado.

Only to realize you're definitely not lucky. 

And you get stuck with a pit the size of Jupiter.
10. And you get stuck with a pit the size of Jupiter.

It's more like you're cursed. Cursed forever.

Seriously, how sad is this?!
11. Seriously, how sad is this?!

Cue the tears.

This sorry soul was cursed with two pathetic avocados.
12. This sorry soul was cursed with two pathetic avocados.

As if one wasn't bad enough! There are two evil creatures!

Can't we just win once with a perfectly blessed avocado?!
13. Can't we just win once with a perfectly blessed avocado?!

No? Okay, well, we'll keep trying anyway.

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