Nothing can fix stupid.
1. Nothing can fix stupid.

Well, maybe this can. 

He put a ring on it and she took it off.
2. He put a ring on it and she took it off.

Diamonds aren't always a girl's best friend.

Mom always did teach her to solve her own problems.
3. Mom always did teach her to solve her own problems.

So she kicked him to the curb. 

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
4. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Carrie Underwood had it right in singing that one.

Ding dong the witch is gone.
5. Ding dong the witch is gone.

Apparently he couldn't handle her witch-like attitude and cackling laugh.

Sometimes you have to kiss (and marry) a few frogs.
6. Sometimes you have to kiss (and marry) a few frogs.

Just wait until the real glass slipper fits.

Go and fix your makeup, girl, it's just a break up.
7. Go and fix your makeup, girl, it's just a break up.

Isn't that the truth, Miranda!

A promise well kept.
8. A promise well kept.

'Til death do us part.

And the chains were finally broken.
9. And the chains were finally broken.

You're finally free! That's something to celebrate. 

Divorce cookies may even be better than divorce cake.
10. Divorce cookies may even be better than divorce cake.

One cookie for each of the vows broken. 

Cheers to the newly unwed.
11. Cheers to the newly unwed.

That's nothing a little wine can't fix. 

That's one way to put a cheater in his place.
12. That's one way to put a cheater in his place.

"We don't love those hoes."

Who's the real winner here?
13. Who's the real winner here?

It definitely looks like she is. 

Nothing symbolizes divorce more.
14. Nothing symbolizes divorce more.

Congrats you passed Go. Get out of jail free. 

They never thought about saving the top of their cake for this.
15. They never thought about saving the top of their cake for this.

But hey, at least they got some good cake out of the divorce. 

Nothing says happy divorce quite like a three tier cake.
16. Nothing says happy divorce quite like a three tier cake.

Oh how sweet it really is. 

This cake pretty much sums it up.
17. This cake pretty much sums it up.

Who came out on top?

No explanation needed.
18. No explanation needed.

Just leave.

She sure kicked him to the curb.
19. She sure kicked him to the curb.

Figuratively and literally. 

Let your heart run free.
20. Let your heart run free.

There's no need for it to be held in chains.

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