The Funniest Candle Scents We Found on the Web

What does "horse humping" smell like? Vanilla, leather, mud, apparently. Perfect for a horse-lover or Kentuckian, the candle features a graphic illustration of said scent.

Ah, chlorine. The smell of summer that reminds people that everyone, at some point, has peed in a pool. Light 'er up!

Dogs are a human’s best friend...except for when they’re stinking up the whole house with their rancid farts! Even though the name is crude, Dog Fart Extinguisher is a lovely soy wax candle blend of rose, grapefruit, cassis, and musk.

If you’re a mac and cheese lover, this is the candle for you. Yes, before you ask, this candle does smell like mac and cheese. This is the perfect gift for lactose intolerant food lovers who may otherwise may not be able to enjoy the smell of this deliciousness!

Though this candle has a crude name, the underlying scent is actually quite lovely. Candle sniffers will enjoy a mixture of hazelnut, toasted coconut, and banana nut bread when they light up this baby. With 100 hours of burn time, you can’t go wrong!

Can’t drink? We highly recommend the 100% soy wax Happy Hour Margarita by Wax and Wit. This candle’s scents are made up of lime, blood orange, tequila, and salts. It smells good enough to drink, honestly!

This is a lovely linen-scented candle with a 40-hour burn time. What, were you expecting a candle with a...different scent?

The Candle Daddy is on its A-game when it comes to racy candle names, and Blue Balls is no exception. But in case your mind veered towards the gutter, don’t worry: this blueberry-scented candle is sure to delight even the most respectable of homes.

Ah, Christmas. The time of year to get threatened by Santa in exchange for meticulously-wrapped gifts. In all seriousness, this sugar cookie scented candle smells great...and is the perfect holiday gift for some laughs.

This candle smells like fresh men’s cologne. We recommend gifting this to your single female friends or even gifting it to yourself. Hey, whatever works, right?!

Any guesses as to this candle’s scent? That’s right, you guessed it...bubble gum! This three-wick candle has an 80-hour burn time and is sure to bring out nostalgia for all bubble gum fans.

Just don’t. Thank you, candle.

We all want to know what Harry Styles smells like, right? Well, Cool Girl Smells puts forth their best guess with the This Smells Like Harry candle. Fellow Harry Styles aficionados won’t waste a minute in snatching up this candle to complete their Styles-related fantasies. Enjoy!

This is a great gift for friends who are turning 21. We all know the sweet, sweet victory of no longer having to use a fake ID at a bar, so bottle up that smell and give this blend of tropical fruit, spice, and vanilla to your favorite budding bar buddy.