The Funniest Candle Scents We Found on the Web

1
Horse Humping Candle

perfect for your NEIGHbor
Check Latest Price

What does "horse humping" smell like? Vanilla, leather, mud, apparently. Perfect for a horse-lover or Kentuckian, the candle features a graphic illustration of said scent.

2
The Stinky Candle Company Chlorine Scented Candle 2 oz.

Check Latest Price

Ah, chlorine. The smell of summer that reminds people that everyone, at some point, has peed in a pool. Light 'er up!

3
Dog Fart Extinguisher

what every dog mom needs
Check Latest Price

Dogs are a human’s best friend...except for when they’re stinking up the whole house with their rancid farts! Even though the name is crude, Dog Fart Extinguisher is a lovely soy wax candle blend of rose, grapefruit, cassis, and musk.

4
Mac & Cheese Scented 100% Soy Jar Candle

Check Latest Price

If you’re a mac and cheese lover, this is the candle for you. Yes, before you ask, this candle does smell like mac and cheese. This is the perfect gift for lactose intolerant food lovers who may otherwise may not be able to enjoy the smell of this deliciousness!

5
Smell My Nuts Scented Mason Jar Candle

Check Latest Price

Though this candle has a crude name, the underlying scent is actually quite lovely. Candle sniffers will enjoy a mixture of hazelnut, toasted coconut, and banana nut bread when they light up this baby. With 100 hours of burn time, you can’t go wrong!

6
WAX & WIT Scented Soy Candle Infused with Lime, Blood Orange Tequila & Salt - Soy Candles, Gifts for Mom, Funny Candles Gifts for Your Boss - One 9 oz Candle (Margarita)

Check Latest Price

Can’t drink? We highly recommend the 100% soy wax Happy Hour Margarita by Wax and Wit. This candle’s scents are made up of lime, blood orange, tequila, and salts. It smells good enough to drink, honestly!

7
Well Hung Scented Candle

Check Latest Price

This is a lovely linen-scented candle with a 40-hour burn time. What, were you expecting a candle with a...different scent?

8
Blue Balls Scented Candle

Check Latest Price

The Candle Daddy is on its A-game when it comes to racy candle names, and Blue Balls is no exception. But in case your mind veered towards the gutter, don’t worry: this blueberry-scented candle is sure to delight even the most respectable of homes.

9
Better Be Some Cookies Up in This Bitch Holiday Candle

Check Latest Price

Ah, Christmas. The time of year to get threatened by Santa in exchange for meticulously-wrapped gifts. In all seriousness, this sugar cookie scented candle smells great...and is the perfect holiday gift for some laughs.

10
Sexy Man Soy Jar Candle

Long Lasting ;)
Check Latest Price

This candle smells like fresh men’s cologne. We recommend gifting this to your single female friends or even gifting it to yourself. Hey, whatever works, right?!

11
S&M Candle Factory Blow Me Candle

Check Latest Price

Any guesses as to this candle’s scent? That’s right, you guessed it...bubble gum! This three-wick candle has an 80-hour burn time and is sure to bring out nostalgia for all bubble gum fans.

12
WAX & WIT Scented Soy Candle

Check Latest Price

Just don’t. Thank you, candle.

13
This Smells Like Harry Styles Scented Candle

Check Latest Price

We all want to know what Harry Styles smells like, right? Well, Cool Girl Smells puts forth their best guess with the This Smells Like Harry candle. Fellow Harry Styles aficionados won’t waste a minute in snatching up this candle to complete their Styles-related fantasies. Enjoy!

14
Adios Fake ID Funny Scented Soy Candle

Check Latest Price

This is a great gift for friends who are turning 21. We all know the sweet, sweet victory of no longer having to use a fake ID at a bar, so bottle up that smell and give this blend of tropical fruit, spice, and vanilla to your favorite budding bar buddy.

The next time you gift someone a candle, consider gifting them one of the above scents. They might burst out laughing, or it might take them a little while to notice. But you better believe that when they do notice, they’ll be confused...but then they’ll be overcome with happiness. Because, really, who doesn’t want to smell Horse Humping all day long?

Related Reading

  1. How to Make Scented Candles at Home
  2. 19 Funny Face Masks Guaranteed To Make You LOL
  3. 17 Funny Father's Day Gifts That Will Make Dad Laugh