1.
This is the dad equivalent of dark humor.
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Every single year.
3.
He has a point.
4.
The number of times I’ve heard this.
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Just great fatherly advice.
6.
The tables have been turned.
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I feel like that could be a problem.
8.
This is pretty good.
9.
I wonder what the qualifications are.
10.
Again, this isn’t wrong.
11.
He’s not wrong.
12.
This is a classic.
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At least it’s a light sentence.
14.
That sounds like quite the show.
15.
You don’t hear a lot of Marvel jokes from the dads.
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How do you know it isn’t true though?
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This one took a second.
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The sense of humor kicks in immediately.
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This is at least partially correct.
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Don’t put it past them.
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The crossover we never knew we needed.
22.
This one got an eyeroll.
