Lmao, hate my wife.
Ha, trying to find meaningful employment!
Fellas, does using a gas grill make you less of a man?
Lmao, your insides are crying.
Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee!
Haha, child abuse!
Lmao, hate my job!
Lol, imagine having something on your body forever.
Okay, this one actually got me.
Ha, hate my wife!
My wife sucks at cooking!
Oops, killed my husband!
Lmao, I hate exercise!
Ha, feelings are bad!
Okay seriously, why would you want to smell like any of those things?