The health food craze has gone too far! A dessert is a dessert and it should never include a green, leafy veggie. These once deliciously sweet foods were completely ruined by the unnecessary addition of kale and we are thoroughly disgusted.
Kale Cake

Alright LeBron, kale shouldn't be used in cake.
Kale Ice Cream

What happened to cookie dough ice cream, or chocolate or anything else?!
Kale Cupcake

A cupcake should never be topped with a kale leaf, we repeat, never.
Kale Brownies

You might think these are normal brownies, but you'd be wrong, so so wrong.
Kale Fudge Pops

Eat these kale fudge pops they said. You won't taste the kale, they said.
Kale, Avocado and Cashew Smoothies

If kale wasn't enough to ruin a smoothie, just add avocado and cashews.
Kale Ice Cream Pops

We'll stick to our Tweety Bird pops we get from the ice cream man.
Kale Cookies

Apparently chocolate chip cookies weren't good enough.
Kale Cake With Sweet Potato Icing

The only thing worse than a kale cake is a kale cake filled with sweet potato icing.
Kale Cream Pie

Chocolate cream pie anyone?
Kale Spice Cake

Kale and spice and everything…wrong.
Kale Apple Pie

Can we just have a normal apple pie please?! No more of this kale stuff.
Kale and Apple Cake

Kale and apple cake sounds as gross as, well, actually nothing sounds as gross as that.
Kale And Carrot Cookies

Cookies should never include kale and carrots! It's really quite simple.
Kale Almond Biscotti

Your coffee will never taste the same with this kale biscotti, and not in a good way.
Kale Donut

We'll take a custard filled donut, please.
Chocolate Covered Kale Chips

Chocolate covered kale chips? What about chocolate-covered bacon?!
Kale Tarts

While coconut lime tarts sound refreshing, kale does not.
Kale And Black Bean Brownies

There's something seriously wrong about kale and black bean brownies.
Kale Pina Coladas

If you like pina (not kale) coladas, and getting caught in the rain…