Sure, generic and off-brand grocery items can still be as delicious as name-brand products are. But could they try just a LITTLE bit harder when coming up with their names?!
Just flip flop the words.
Not that goldfish sound appetizing, but guppies REALLY don’t.
So, you can just put “Dr.” before any name and people will drink it?
Yep, looks like you can!
What’s trickier, a bunny or a fox?
Hopefully this is Photoshopped (although sadly it’s pretty accurate nonetheless).
No effort whatsoever!
Hmmmmm….tasty.
Even the packaging looks identical.
They clearly “winged it” with this name.
Nothin’ like some apple bobbers in the morning.
Polo?
For the last time…it’s NOT butter!!
Swedish? Nordic? Same thing, right?
When you need a helping hand.
Clearly, consumers have a thing for the word “mountain.”
Geometry in the A.M. Perfect!!
They’ll still make your tongue feel awful.
Can we get some specifications please? Nope? Okay…
Accurate.
It’s just a distant memory now…
Just add an “L” and call it a day.
Because real Oreos are way too boring!!
