Karens are everywhere, even in your contact list. Here are some ridiculous text messages people have received from Karens.
Now Lisa, That Was Uncalled For
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Entitled Neighbor
“My house has a very long driveway. The driveway leads up a hill to my house at the top. The bottom quarter of the driveway is shared by my two neighbors. The have to drive up it to get into their garages.
Basically, she wants me to give her my driveway so she can build an in-ground pool for her kids. Her kids are a nightmare and she has never controlled them. She just lets them run around and do whatever they want all day.
I still don’t fully understand why she needs the rights to my driveway to do that, but she did not like being told no. If i’m being honest I did get angry and a little immature during the conversation, but i felt it was warranted for the situation. She thought that threatening me would be the best way to get me to do what she wants.
So I went out with my family earlier today. When we got home, she had blocked off our driveway with traffic cones. I moved them over to block her garage and texted her to let her know. Here’s the conversation:
I told my other neighbor about what happened and he said that he heard about her sneaking around on her husband. I was angry, got a little petty and brought it up.
So she never responded to my last text but she called me a few times today. I was at work so i didn’t answer. She left me such a lovely voicemail.
She says that she is going to build her pool with or without my signature and that I should sign lmao. In the end she says to do the right thing, and calls me a hag.
I don’t want to escalate too much because my family has to live right near her. I also feel like I can’t do nothing because it will only get worse.”
Cake Request
Bridezilla
“I’ve officially dropped out of the bridal party. I’m a size 12 with no plans on dropping to a size 8 by December. The bride was “hurt” but said she figured I wouldn’t be able to drop the weight since I recently gave birth and still expecting my to donate to her honeymoon.
That’s a big fat NO from me. I will be sitting out this wedding and instead going to stuff my face at burger king.”
We All Have An Aunt Like This
“my parents are coming up to visit me in a week or so and I’m going to give them the books to take down. I don’t want my cousin suffering because her mum is an idiot.”
Hulu Account
What Kind Of ‘Close Friend’ Would Ask This?
“he has a few bitcoins but he wants more money to buy more bitcoins to invest. I didn’t have faith in whatever he was doing as it’s a huge risk, if he wants to lose 100k worth of bitcoins then it’s up to him but I’m not losing my money with him”
