Disney theme parks are known for their magical experiences and enchanting adventures. However, not everyone gets to enjoy the Happiest Place on Earth without consequences.
Some individuals have found themselves on the wrong side of Disney’s ban list, with their actions leading to a lifetime prohibition from entering the beloved parks. In this captivating collection of stories, we dive into the firsthand accounts of those who have been banned from Disney, shedding light on the wild, bizarre, and often unforgettable events that transpired.
From mischievous acts to unexpected rule-breaking, these individuals share their tales of what went down and the price they paid for crossing the line in the world of Disney magic.
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Some Light Trespassing
“I was young and fueled by a sense of invincibility, always surrounded by a tight-knit group of friends.
Some locals held a deep disdain for Disney, while others revered Disney Days as sacred, akin to embarking on a pilgrimage to a holy land. We fell into the latter category, and the euphoria of waking up hours before our usual college routine on a crisp and vibrant Central Florida morning was indescribable. We were about to embark on a full day of adventure across town with our closest friends, stepping into a place that people around the world dreamt of visiting. Disney World, a testament to decades of timeless fantasy, held an enchantment that captivated both insiders and those who saved up for years to obtain visas.
Our Disney Days typically commenced at MGM, where our manager friend would ensure our entry using his coveted gold pass. The friends who worked within the park utilized their silver passes. From there, we would make our way to Magic Kingdom, culminating our evening at Epcot.
On one particular Disney Day, I made the audacious decision to break the fourth wall and explore the underground tunnel system of Magic Kingdom, the legendary secret known to insiders.
(For those unfamiliar, Disney World was built on wetland, much like the rest of our beautiful yet exploited state. The vast Bay Lake adjacent to Magic Kingdom resulted from a massive dredging project conducted to elevate the park above the water table. Within the artificial mound, an elaborate tunnel network was constructed to serve as a backstage area, facilitating the movement of personnel, vehicles, dressing rooms, and food service between different park sections.)
Guided by my friends, who possessed insider knowledge from their manager, we casually approached one of the secret entrances to the tunnel system. It appeared as a whimsical, cartoonish wooden door that seemed purely decorative and was positioned along a main walkway. ‘Try pulling on the hinges,’ they suggested. Curiosity piqued, I grasped the door and to our astonishment, it swung open effortlessly. The hinges were a cleverly disguised doorknob, while the real hinges remained hidden on the other side.
Expecting me to shut the door and abandon the idea, my friends gasped in surprise as I stepped inside, swiftly closing the door behind me. Suddenly, I found myself in a dimly lit, cement-block room, the silence enveloping me. Gone were the sounds of joyous capitalism that echoed throughout the park. The only audible presence was the humming of fluorescent lights, which served as the park’s internal soundtrack. And I was alone.
Without hesitation, I made my way toward a steel door at the far end of the room. As I opened it, a standard stairwell awaited me, resembling any other in a typical building. However, starting on ‘ground level’ and descending felt counterintuitive in Florida, a state devoid of underground spaces except for cemeteries.
Counting each level like a breadcrumb trail in my mind—One. Two. Three.—I had no choice but to exit the stairwell at the bottom through yet another door, which turned out to be easier than anticipated.
Now, I stood in a narrow hallway, taking ten measured strides to reach its end. Beyond it lay the main artery, a hub wide enough to accommodate vehicles. I continued walking, searching for the next passage to slip into, only to encounter dead ends and locked doors. Anxiety started to consume me, fearing that I had ventured too far and would never find my way back.
What if all the doors I had passed had locked behind me?
Crafting a tale of ignorance in my mind, I contemplated my excuses. ‘Where am I? I’m trying to find my family. Is this the right way to get to Tomorrowland?’ Or perhaps I could rely on my tried-and-true method of repeating ‘Switzerland’ and ‘sorry,’ accompanied by a smile and shrug.
As I delved deeper into the heart of the park, my unease grew. I hadn’t encountered a single soul, and with each passing moment, I expected to cross paths with someone. However, fate had other plans. I suddenly found myself face-to-face with three individuals, unmistakably managers distinguished by their suits. Initially maintaining my confident stride, I believed I could easily pass as a character actor due to my below-average height, despite my hair not adhering to the park’s cast member standards. I convinced myself that this was my survival mechanism.
However, the three managers abruptly halted, fixating their gaze upon me. I attempted to ignore their reaction and continued a few more steps, but it became apparent that the charade was over. I came to a stop, and we stood face-to-face. My Cheshire cat smile contrasted with their anxious terror, as if they had never encountered an intruder before or contemplated what to do in such a situation. It seemed as though their entire world had been shattered, surpassing the depth of the disorientation I felt within this unfamiliar domain.
Time stood still as we faced each other in silence, seconds stretching into what felt like a minute.
Then, I witnessed one of the managers reach for a walkie-talkie—a move that, within the realm of Disney, held the weight of drawing down on someone at the OK Corral. Maintaining my charming smirk, I swiftly pivoted on my heels and ran. I ran with such intensity that the dim fluorescent lighting blurred around me, reminiscent of the tunnel racer game N2o on PlayStation. To this day, I have not run faster.
The surge of adrenaline propelled me forward. I had no intention of being banned for life from Disney, nor did I wish to be expelled from the park for the day. Prayers echoed in my mind as I desperately searched for the right corridor. One wrong turn could cost me precious time. Although I wasn’t certain if I was being pursued, I prudently assumed that a cavalry of security personnel on electric carts was hot on my heels.
Moving with purpose during my exploration and sprinting with determination during my escape were polar opposites. Yet, guided by the spirit of Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen body, I managed to find the correct corridor. Turning the corner, I sprinted towards the door—unlocked!
Back in the stairwell, I ascended three flights, burst through the door, crossed the room, and WHAM! The brilliant sunlight and cacophony of tourist chatter struck me with full force. Slamming the door behind me, I frantically scanned my surroundings. To my relief, my friends stood nearby, patiently awaiting my return. In that moment, I experienced a profound paradigm shift, as if I had time-traveled. And in a way, I had. I had emerged from a portal back into a distorted reality. The modern world, with its laws and consequences, continued to churn beneath the surface, while shapeshifting entities were poised to either pursue me through the portal or launch an ambush from any angle.
My friends barely had a chance to meet my gaze, their eyes filled with bewilderment, before I uttered the words, ‘Meet me at the gate,’ and darted directly into the thickest crowd I could find.
I stowed away from crowd to crowd and whenever I was alone I’d sit on a bench or face a wall and pretend to lean over to tie my shoe.
Outside the gate my group reassembled and I explained the adventure. We headed to Epcot. I didn’t feel like a fugitive outside of MK that day; and apparently I wasn’t.
Or perhaps it was extreme luck and a bad visual description that prevented me from being banned for life from one of my favorite hangout spots.”
The Adventures Of Coke Sawyer
“For several years, it had become a tradition for our high school’s graduation night to take place at Disneyland. It was an exciting occasion where numerous schools from Southern California gathered to enjoy extended park hours exclusively for seniors. Like any typical school event, there were always a few daring teenagers who attempted to smuggle all kinds of forbidden substances into the park.
During one memorable year, a group of particularly unruly seniors managed to ‘go skiing in the happiest place on earth.’ After discreetly indulging in a few lines of the illicit substance in a bathroom, they concocted an audacious plan: to venture into the closed-off Tom Sawyer’s Island. However, there was a major obstacle—no ferries or canoes were transporting visitors to the island that night. Undeterred, they resorted to an unconventional solution—jumping into the river and swimming across.
Their reckless escapade, which we fondly dubbed ‘The Adventures of Coke Sawyer,’ resulted in a lifetime ban from Disneyland. Since then, our school has resorted to celebrating graduation nights at the less glamorous venue of Dave and Buster’s. It was an undeniable downgrade from the magical experiences we once cherished at the theme park.”
Cameras Were Probably A Good Idea
“In the late 70s, my mom, along with her family and a couple of their friends and their families, embarked on a trip to Disney World. Little did they know that this adventure would soon take a rebellious turn. It all began when my mom’s brother, accompanied by some of his friends and possibly a few other mischievous Disney-goers, decided to take their chances on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Seizing the opportunity, they disembarked from their boat and set off firecrackers, undoubtedly aiming to create a memorable experience.
At first, it seemed they might have gotten away with their audacious act, as the ride itself featured simulated g*nshots, and their fellow boat passengers were in on the mischief. However, unbeknownst to them, security cameras were beginning to be implemented during those early days. As fate would have it, when the ragtag group disembarked from the ride, they were promptly apprehended by the vigilant security team. My grandparents, perhaps in disbelief, demanded proof of their transgression, and security obliged by showing them the incriminating footage of my uncle exiting the boat.
Consequently, my uncle fell victim to a lifetime ban from Disney World. Although I’m uncertain when this policy was officially established, it seems highly unlikely that he would be granted entry again. Interestingly enough, my mom enjoys recounting the story, often claiming that her brother’s misadventure was the catalyst for the now-familiar announcement at the beginning of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, instructing guests to remain seated in their boats—a precautionary measure that, according to her, was not in place before.”
