“They left the junk but took the wall”

“No Uncomfortable Eye Contact Please”

“Dad throws daughter under the bus”

Wedding Guest

“While looking for a bike on craigslist.”

“What does THAT crystal do??”

“$1800 Clothes Rack”

“Come Get Me Big Boy”

“214 Years Ago”

Sweatheart Heffer

“Modern Art Toilet Paper”

“Someone had a fun night”

“At home gym”
