1.

They seem really torn up about it.
2.

They thought that was such a good line and got absolutely destroyed.
3.

The three y’s are killing me.
4.

How nice of a sock are we talking about?
5.

Goodnight birthday boy was ice cold.
6.

Copy copy.
7.

You can see the pain behind the “all good!”
8.

Hello, I’d like the report a murder.
9.

Simple but effective!
10.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
11.

This one could have fallen apart due to a lack of listening.
12.

7:49 AM.
13.

Don’t we all?