1.
How did they expect this to go?
2.
“What do you mean you’re worried about when you get paid?!”
3.
Were they hammered when they sent this?
4.
I really hope they found a new job after this.
5.
“The sirens are just a warning.”
6.
“Hey sorry, your fever is .6 too low so you’re going to need to find your own coverage.”
7.
This workplace seems fun.
8.
For context, this was 4 days after they got rear-ended in their stopped car by a car going 30 miles per hour.
9.
Pizza Store Owner, MD.
10.
There’s a special place for someone who fires their employee through text on the last day of their vacation.
11.
“Sorry I had to take a break, I couldn’t breathe.”
