Did you know that you can buy an actual house on Amazon? Move over, Zillow! This 172 square foot garden house arrives as part of a kit and takes one or two days for a pair of adults to assemble. The house is evenly divided between indoor and outdoor space. Buyer beware, though, because you’ll have to install your own heating, water, electricity, plumbing, and insulation. Or, you can just turn it into an outdoor she-shed and not have to worry about any of that stuff. Tempting, right?
Ever just wanted to wrap yourself up in a tortilla? Well, now, with this flour tortilla blanket on Amazon, you can! According to Amazon reviews, this flour tortilla blanket is incredibly soft and is resistant to shrink. Oh yeah, and this burrito blanket comes in at a whopping 71 inches…meaning that you’ll be able to wrap your whole body in it. Um, you’re welcome.
Whether you’re a fan of The Walking Dead or you just want a soft face, this zombie face mask is sure to exfoliate and frighten at the same time. This zombie face mask set comes with eight packs, so you can share this delightful experience with friends. Even though you’ll look like the undead with this mask on, it only takes 15 minutes to reduce fine lines, wrinkles, and visibly lift up your skin. This zombie face mask, featuring albumin and aloe vera, also claims to clear up breakouts, tighten enlarged pores, remove dead skin cells, and balance the pH level of your epidermis. In our opinion, it’s worth it to look like the undead for a few minutes for all of those benefits!
Are you a ’90s baby? Do you miss your Gameboy and food is life? Well, luckily, there’s a way to combine these two interests! This crazy fridge decal will turn your refrigerator into a giant stand-up Gameboy. Just don’t try to…play your fridge during a late-night snack binge. You may end up with a very messy floor and a lot of confusion in the morning.
These mberry Miracle Fruit tablets truly are a miracle. Miracle fruit allows sour food to be turned sweet by inhibiting the tongue’s taste receptors. With these tablets, hot sauce will taste like donut glaze, and lemons will taste like sweet lemonade! Each pack comes with 10 tablets, so you can split them with friends at dinner. Fun, right?! Oh, and it’s worth mentioning that miracle berries are 100% natural with zero added sugar, fillers, or colorants.
Yes, that’s right. On Amazon, you can purchase the Gift of Nothing…which is a thoughtfully packaged sphere of…nothing. That’s right, you will be purchasing absolutely nothing and will receive nothing in return. This is a great gag gift for the person who has everything, or for the person who needs nothing.
Did you know that you can actually order bugs on Amazon? That’s right, you can order bugs. Though Amazon technically has a policy of not offering live animals for sale, they for some reason exempt bugs—because we all know that bugs don’t count, right? Anyway, there are all sorts of odd bugs that you can purchase on Amazon. But, like, just don’t. Because that would be weird. This pack of ladybugs comes with over 1500 ladybugs, just in case you ever need that many.
So, there you have it! Some of the weirdest things you can buy on Amazon right now. We wouldn’t recommend buying some of them (cough, cough, bugs), but some of them might be some of the greatest purchases of your life (we see you, burrito blanket). Let’s get to ordering, shall we?