Have a Laugh With These Cheeky Dish Towels

This dish towel is the ultimate cheeky household item. It’s the perfect mix of cute and crude—and it’ll inevitably give you and your house guests (once that’s a thing again) a chuckle. If you love cursing and cupcakes, this is the dish towel for you.

Even my vegan self can’t help but loving this set of dish towels. Once again, we’ve got another situation where these cheeky towels have forever changed how I hear a song. Though this time, of course, it’s Elton John’s “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” (with the lovely Kiki Dee).

The puns just don’t quit with this adorable dish towel. Got a S/O with a spunky, punny sense of humor? This towel’s a good bet of something that’ll put a smile on their face.

If you’re a coffee lover (who isn’t??), this coffee-themed dish towel might be just the thing. The perfect gift for the cup o’ joe-obsessed. “This is how we brew it, baby” is now and forever how I will sing Montell Jordan’s “This Is How We Do It.”

For the booze-lovers out there, this is a towel made in heaven. Gift this as a gift to your “oenophile” (lover of wine) or “cervisaphile” (lover of beer) friends. Or add it to your own dish towel collection!

For those who have kiddos around, this towel is probably a big no-no. There might be some uncomfortable questions that arise out of it once the kids start wondering what a rooster and a lollipop have to do with each other. But for the childless households, this is a good, if slightly raunchy, dish towel set gift.

“Twatwaffle” is an entirely new insult to me—but I already kinda love it. For a little breakfast-themed, snarky humor, gift this tea towel to yourself or to a friend who will similarly appreciate the “twatwaffle” insult.

I think we can all agree that tacos are one of the best food groups out there. Okay, okay, not quite a food group—but they might as well be. For anyone out there who would choose tacos over negativity every day of the week, we present the perfect addition to the tastiest room in the house.

Got any zen yet slightly profane friends? We’ve found just the right gift. This mushroom-themed, just a tidge crude, and just the right amount of zen dish towel is a funny twist on the boring old tea towels we’re all used to.

This is another not quite family friendly household item. But at least we’ve found our new favorite kind of dinosaur.

Unicorns, coffee, profanity, and cheeky humor? Yes, please. This feels like just the right gift for the friends or family of ours who are grumpy as all heck every morning, until they’re a few coffee cups in.

Looking for a gift to give your girl friends? Here it is. Cute, fun, sassy—and a good reminder that when life gets tough, the best thing for the soul is a girls’ night.

Are you that couple who can’t decide if you love food or each other more? Here’s a funny but romantic-in-a-weird-way gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, partner, significant other…you get the picture.