Mmm, rich buttery syrup and a stack 15 high of flapjacks. Or, a cake. And 15 tiny cake pans, caramel sauce, and rich gooey frosting to top it all off with for those who secretly want to sneak a cake in for breakfast.
If anyone on this earth ever desired to eat a lobster boil, this is the least scorching method of doing so. Better yet, if you are at first frustrated at the rather weakly attached pot handles, take a moment and ease the stress by chomping them down deliciously as your flabbergasted neighbors stare in utter befuddlement.
Can You Even Asparacake?
Office refrigerator theft victims, this is the ultimate fool proof solution to storing your treasured cake away from prying stomachs. Disguise this delicacy as 8 or so servings of vegetables, and the rest of the office will envy your secretly "enriched" diet!
Painted candy crowns its latest achievement in the form of watermelons. And while the gooey delicious red cake center makes for a perfect replica of the real deal, the addition of chocolate chips secretly makes us hope we could grow these in our gardens.
On first glance, this simple vegetable lies in wait of a crisp salad we might eat sometime. Yet, a secretly healthy, delicious, and convenient option lies underneath a perfect edible paint job. Just keep your eyes peeled.
Behold The Cake-Steak
A vegetarian could marvel at this 17 inch long T-bone platter. And no, it's not just because there is a single piece of broccoli sitting there. Along with broccoli fondant, a vegetarian could make off happily having eaten this steak cake along with the utensils, which are made of edible pastillage.
This Ain't No Pizza Pie
While this "pizza" may scream savory cheesy deliciousness, hold on a sec and prepare to shift your tastebuds into a different gear. Olives, pepperonis, and peppers just became fruit rollups. Tomato sauce just became succulent frosting. Oh, and we didn't forget the cheese. A grated dusting high grade white chocolate. Is your tongue in delicious cake devouring mode yet?
Watermelon Surprise Cake
Not sure if the kids will be mad when I tell them they can have cake for dessert. Although I can tell them they might start growing cakes in their stomachs. At least the other adults at the table will believe me when I say it's not fruit cake. Holiday crises averted.
Big Mac McCake
Stomach: Open sesame. Seeds. Made of delicious frosting. 3 rich layers of delightful cake complete with special sauce frosting and cheese. And did we mention it's a full sized cake? Ba da ba ba beautiful, scrumptiousness. We're lovin' it.
Orange You Glad?
No, it's not a banana this time. Instead underneath the masquerade of a bright citrus fruit lies a juicy red ripe tomato. Painstaking painting and clever work on the actual stem allowed this marvel of trickery to behoof our eyes.
Ham Cake Fake Out
Here's a slice of knowledge: Pig out on too much of this ham, and you might become a porker. That's right — like a lot of the other faux foods on this list, this is actually a cake.
The Only Hotdog Fit For A Silver Platter
The Queen of England could feast on this absolute masterpiece of cakecraft. This hotdog and fries is actually made of Twinkies with green candy relish and frosting mustard. If only we deep fried the whole thing. Now those would be some French fries.
Dessert For Lady And Tramp
Clever dough patterns actually make this cake half resemble its carbo cousin, spaghetti. Topped with rich red velvet meatballs and a generous dollop of frosting, one 96 year old 'Virge' isn't likely the only one craving this cakeified heaven of his favorite meal.
The Other Other White Meat
Covertly stash a trove of delicious crumbly filling to secretly devour dessert while the rest of the table munches on meat and potatoes. We hope you can make convincing grill lines, lest your guests become suspicious.
You can eat these cupcakes fresh out of the oven thanks to some handy skewers that fit perfectly well with the theme here. Jelly beans and Starburst can complete the wonderment of flavor that is corn on the cupcakes.
Send your Thanksgiving into a frenzy this year by combining dinner and dessert into one pretty dang convincing cake-turkey. Who knew turkeys could contain layers upon layers of scrumptious frosting? Better yet, who knew stuffing could taste like heaven?
Eggcuse Me While I Wow
Two worlds of eggs are finally brought together in this beautiful creation. Glistening purple was unevenly layered on the egg to give it a natural look. The stem shows a bit of brown as if it had been picked just yesterday. And yet, its yolking your chain.
M&M's could not look more appetizing than in these perfectly sized mini-pie cupcakes. Just imagine the life-fulfilling crunch followed by soft chocolately moist goodness to follow, and you won't need any other food for the rest of your life.
At last, our sugar crash from the slushies we just finished can be averted a moment longer. This frosted goodness complete with red Twizzler straw nearly has us sipping on the ultimate mini-versions of 7/11's refreshing beverage.
Enjoy the warm sensation of hot chocolate without the worry of spillage. Creamy thick chocolate frosting crowns the perfectly luscious center of this cocoa fakeout bliss. The baker suggests toasting the marshmallows with a small torch. Now that's perfection.
Cake you, Cup Again!
Even if someone was able to notice the cupcake wrapping on these sweet takeout treats, we don't imagine the ultra-realistic noodles, rice, and broccoli would look very appetizing. If only they would just take a bite. Fondant, cream frosting, and candies await the hungry chop stick toting individual.
Footlong With Extra Frosting
Jared, look out! This amazing creation, fresh and "fit" as it looks, is actually a fruit based topping assortment with frosting lettuce all stacked between two luscious pound cakes. Subway just became Subverted in the cake department.
S'ghetti and Cranballs
Just add a light dusting of white chocolate and these darn convincing cupcakes are sure to take your tongue for a trip. Clever frosting design for the noodles, red velvet or chocolate cake balls and a generous helping of cranberry sauce tops off this decadent dolce primavera.