All your wildest dreams have finally come true. Long gone are days of burning food in the oven, waiting 30 minutes for delivery and eating random food hidden around the house. With this easy recipe, you can come home from the bars to a significant other much better than any human. This three ingredient beer queso will be the perfect end to a night full of alcohol and bad decisions. 


All you need for this gooey queso is 1 bottle of beer, 8 ounces of cream cheese and 1 cup of shredded cheese. Pour the beer into a pot and heat until it starts to simmer. Next, add the cream cheese and cook until it is completely melted. Add the cup of shredded cheese, again cooking until its melted. Once completely melted you have yourself a pot full of beer queso that is sure to hit the drunken jackpot.  This goes great with soft pretzels or tortilla chips!