Let's face it: sometimes life is not built for pizza lovers. Obviously, we should never be separated from pizza. However, life gets in the way. We have long food-less meetings to sit through. When that pizza craving hits and you can't get your hands on a slice the hanger starts to boil up inside.
Luckily, for all the pizza lovers out there, there is finally a solution. Stupidiotic invented a genius portable pizza pouch that allows the user to carry prepared pizza and eat it wherever they go: in meetings, at work, essentially while doing anything - completely handsfree. AND this magical life-saving device is only 8 dollars! We can't believe this hasn't been invented sooner.
We can't wait to start using our portable pizza pouches literally all the time. Have you ordered yours yet?