The health food craze has gone too far! A dessert is a dessert and it should never include a green, leafy veggie. These once deliciously sweet foods were completely ruined by the unnecessary addition of kale and we are thoroughly disgusted.
Alright LeBron, kale shouldn't be used in cake.
Kale Ice Cream
What happened to cookie dough ice cream, or chocolate or anything else?!
A cupcake should never be topped with a kale leaf, we repeat, never.
You might think these are normal brownies, but you'd be wrong, so so wrong.
Kale Fudge Pops
Eat these kale fudge pops they said. You won't taste the kale, they said.
Kale, Avocado and Cashew Smoothies
If kale wasn't enough to ruin a smoothie, just add avocado and cashews.
Kale Ice Cream Pops
We'll stick to our Tweety Bird pops we get from the ice cream man.
Apparently chocolate chip cookies weren't good enough.
Kale Cake With Sweet Potato Icing
The only thing worse than a kale cake is a kale cake filled with sweet potato icing.
Kale Cream Pie
Chocolate cream pie anyone?
Kale Spice Cake
Kale and spice and everything…wrong.
Kale Apple Pie
Can we just have a normal apple pie please?! No more of this kale stuff.
Kale and Apple Cake
Kale and apple cake sounds as gross as, well, actually nothing sounds as gross as that.
Kale And Carrot Cookies
Cookies should never include kale and carrots! It's really quite simple.
Kale Almond Biscotti
Your coffee will never taste the same with this kale biscotti, and not in a good way.
We'll take a custard filled donut, please.
Chocolate Covered Kale Chips
Chocolate covered kale chips? What about chocolate-covered bacon?!
While coconut lime tarts sound refreshing, kale does not.
Kale And Black Bean Brownies
There's something seriously wrong about kale and black bean brownies.
Kale Pina Coladas
If you like pina (not kale) coladas, and getting caught in the rain…