Everyday Life

Horrifying Baby Shower Cakes That Will Definitely Give You Nightmares

by Kelsey Stoskopf
Camera in hand, Chucks on feet, you just gotta push Joanne!
1. Camera in hand, Chucks on feet, you just gotta push Joanne!

You can do it Joanne!

Apparently babies come out of belly buttons nowadays.
2. Apparently babies come out of belly buttons nowadays.

Also, that is a very disturbing image.

Well if that doesn't spell out regret, we don't know what does.
3. Well if that doesn't spell out regret, we don't know what does.

At least it rhymes. 

'Cause the long swim is all that should be applauded right now.
4. 'Cause the long swim is all that should be applauded right now.

It's not exactly the cute cake we had in mind.

And this one. Yeah, this is just too real to be a cake.
5. And this one. Yeah, this is just too real to be a cake.

Who would want to eat that?

Okay, at first glance this definitely looks like a real baby.
6. Okay, at first glance this definitely looks like a real baby.

Creepy!

Well, this is one way to find out that you're having twins.
7. Well, this is one way to find out that you're having twins.

Surprise!

Is that baby from outer space? Or just a big green monster?
8. Is that baby from outer space? Or just a big green monster?

Poor baby Tristan.

This one takes the cake. Ride on, little babies!
9. This one takes the cake. Ride on, little babies!

Do they all have mohawks?

In case you weren't sure how your baby was conceived.
10. In case you weren't sure how your baby was conceived.

And now everyone at your baby shower knows too.

They're swimming to the motherland!
11. They're swimming to the motherland!

Uhhhh...

Don't forget to catch the baby on its way out!
12. Don't forget to catch the baby on its way out!

Careful, it will be slippery.

There's literally no words for this.
13. There's literally no words for this.

No words.

Got Milk? That's the best you could come up with?!
14. Got Milk? That's the best you could come up with?!

How...cute?

Snooki sure surprised JWoww with her baby shower cake!
15. Snooki sure surprised JWoww with her baby shower cake!

That's very graphic.

We're not sure what to even think of this one.
16. We're not sure what to even think of this one.

At least its a big cake.

Oh. Yes, this cake baker definitely needs to get fired.
17. Oh. Yes, this cake baker definitely needs to get fired.

E.T. baby?

Well hello there little fella.
18. Well hello there little fella.

Where'd you come from?

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