Well done sir, well done.
'Cause nothing's better than a slurpee out of a boot.
We think he's definitely experiencing a gigantic brain freeze.
Fellow cat lady checking in and we totally get it. Slurpees and cats for life.
Too bad it's not a coffee infused slurpee.
Or, just pour the alcohol in the slurpee!
The best decision Patron has ever caused.
A slurpee bath would be fabulous, but very sticky.
Somewhere over the slurpee rainbow.
He's even the 7-Eleven manager.
Hopefully it doesn't still have pieces of chicken.
Let's hope it was cleaned first.
Do you think they actually finished it?!
Why didn't we ever think of gummy worms on slurpees?!
We don't joke around here.
He has the right idea.
Barefoot infused slurpee? Sign us up!
A funeral done right. Mr. Gold would be proud.
He brought a condom and filled it with his own slurpee.
He sure looks happy.