Ranch > chocolate any day!
You two are definitely like Ranch soulmates. It's that serious.
Ranch with a side of lettuce please.
There's never enough room for all of your Ranch bottles.
Sometimes you just need a little between meals.
You literally have it with every meal.
And that includes spaghetti and meatballs.
Anyone who tries to tell you ketchup is better has some serious issues.
The nerve some people have dipping their pizza in garlic sauce. Disgusting!
Because teriyaki sauce is too boring for your vibrant tastebuds.
How dare they mess with the beautiful condiment by adding other unnecessary flavors!
You can never have too much Ranch in your life.
A big pool of Ranch with a side of hot wings and maybe, just maybe, a veggie or two.
Each person has to have their own bottle. No sharing of the precious Ranch!
You can go ahead and forget everything else.