Hilarious Divorce Cakes For The Newly Unwed

Well, maybe this can. 

Diamonds aren't always a girl's best friend.

So she kicked him to the curb. 

Carrie Underwood had it right in singing that one.

Apparently he couldn't handle her witch-like attitude and cackling laugh.

Just wait until the real glass slipper fits.

Isn't that the truth, Miranda!

'Til death do us part.

You're finally free! That's something to celebrate. 

One cookie for each of the vows broken. 

That's nothing a little wine can't fix. 

"We don't love those hoes."

It definitely looks like she is. 

Congrats you passed Go. Get out of jail free. 

But hey, at least they got some good cake out of the divorce. 

Oh how sweet it really is. 

Who came out on top?

Just leave.

Figuratively and literally. 

There's no need for it to be held in chains.