Being a server at a restaurant isn't always an easy job, and apparently it isn't always the most sanitary or professional either. Real life waiters and waitresses dish some juicy confessions so shocking, you may think twice about dining out again.
Think Twice About Dousing That Salad In Dressing.
“I’m a server. When people ask me for low fat ranch, I always give them regular ranch. If you were really on a diet, you wouldn’t eat ranch at all.” (Source).
What’s A Sick Day?
“I’m sick with some sort of a cold… and I will be working as a waitress tonight. Haha who needs sick day.” (Source).
Hopefully She Washes Her Hands Afterwards.
“I’m a waitress and when we’re slow I sneak off to the bathroom to pleasure myself…” (Source).
“As a waiter, I was bringing food to the customers. I accidentally sneezed but I was so afraid to ask the chef to redo the dish, so I just gave it to the customer…” (Source).
At Least It Wasn’t 64.
“I worked in a restaurant where 63 mice were caught in 3 weeks in the food storage area.” (Source).
“Thanks For The Free Meal.”
“I’m a waitress and when a guest is rude to me I just eat some of their food before I take them their meal. I don’t deserve people’s attitude if I gave them no reason to have one.” (Source).
Sending Food Back Is Pointless.
“I’m a waitress, and when customers send back food, I wait five minutes, then give them back their same meal, untouched.” (Source).
Yes, It Is The Alcohol Talking.
“I’m a waitress and I take 2 shots before work so I’m more friendly and open to the customers.” (Source).
“It’s My Service Fee.”
“I’m a waitress and I totally knock some of your fries off your plate before I bring them to your table so that I can eat them when I get back to my section.” (Source).
Nope, Nope, Nope.
“Today at work we pulled a cockroach out of the water pitcher, and then refilled someone’s water with the same pitcher.” (Source).
Mmmmm, So Tasty.
“Today I had a customer who treated me like their servant instead of their server so I licked his chocolate cake before giving it to him.” (Source).
Secondhand Smoke Is Totally A Myth.
“I work at a restaurant and we smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while the cook makes food.” (Source).
That’s What An Apron’s For.
“I work at a restaurant, and besides me a lot of servers don’t wash their hands after handling dirty dishes.” (Source).
“I work at a restaurant that doesn’t serve ginger ale. Whenever a customer asks for it, I just mix sprite and coke. No complaints yet.” (Source).
Three Second Rule.
“I’m a serve in a restaurant and I’ve dropped something on the floor and served it because it would have taken too long to remake it.” (Source).
It’s All Good Man.
“I’m a waiter. Sometimes I go to work high. I honestly get tipped more when I do.” (Source).
A Little Hair Won’t Kill Ya.
“I’m a waitress and when I was taking a salad to a table I noticed a long black hair in it. I didn’t say anything and when I came back the whole salad was gone.” (Source).
Um, We Care!
“I touch customers’ food all the time with dirty hands from the kitchen – nasty dishes, the floor, door handles, who cares.” (Source).
“At the restaurant where I work, we don’t clean the silverware. We just spray it with water until food comes off.” (Source).
“Do You Really Need That Sundae?”
“As a server, I naturally judge judge guests by the way they like their meals or how much sugar goes into their iced tea.” (Source).
It May Not Be The Kitchen’s Fault Your Meal Is Taking So Long.
“I’m a waitress. If you’re rude to me I make sure your food takes much longer.” (Source).
Hopefully You’re Not A Plate Licker.
“I’m a server and I once watched my coworker bring dirty dishes I had forgotten to clean to the kitchen, fill with food and serve to customers. Nobody knows.” (Source).
If You Leave It, It’s Fair Game.
“I work at a restaurant and will sometimes finish off the beers that the customers don’t drink.” (Source).
Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That.
“I’m a waitress, when people ask me for something that’s a pain in the ass to get while I’m busy, I lie and say we ran out.” (Source).
“Please Order The Filet And Lobster Mac!”
“I’m a waiter and your leftovers are my meal for the day.” (Source).
You Might Just Want To Order The Burger.
“I’m a waitress and although I have never spit on someone’s food, I’ve dropped silverware on the floor and continued to use it to set a table.” (Source).