"I'm a server. When people ask me for low fat ranch, I always give them regular ranch. If you were really on a diet, you wouldn't eat ranch at all." (Source).
"I'm sick with some sort of a cold... and I will be working as a waitress tonight. Haha who needs sick day." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and when we're slow I sneak off to the bathroom to pleasure myself..." (Source).
"As a waiter, I was bringing food to the customers. I accidentally sneezed but I was so afraid to ask the chef to redo the dish, so I just gave it to the customer..." (Source).
"I worked in a restaurant where 63 mice were caught in 3 weeks in the food storage area." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and when a guest is rude to me I just eat some of their food before I take them their meal. I don't deserve people's attitude if I gave them no reason to have one." (Source).
"I'm a waitress, and when customers send back food, I wait five minutes, then give them back their same meal, untouched." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and I take 2 shots before work so I'm more friendly and open to the customers." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and I totally knock some of your fries off your plate before I bring them to your table so that I can eat them when I get back to my section." (Source).
"Today at work we pulled a cockroach out of the water pitcher, and then refilled someone's water with the same pitcher." (Source).
"Today I had a customer who treated me like their servant instead of their server so I licked his chocolate cake before giving it to him." (Source).
"I work at a restaurant and we smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while the cook makes food." (Source).
"I work at a restaurant, and besides me a lot of servers don't wash their hands after handling dirty dishes." (Source).
"I work at a restaurant that doesn't serve ginger ale. Whenever a customer asks for it, I just mix sprite and coke. No complaints yet." (Source).
"I'm a serve in a restaurant and I've dropped something on the floor and served it because it would have taken too long to remake it." (Source).
"I'm a waiter. Sometimes I go to work high. I honestly get tipped more when I do." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and when I was taking a salad to a table I noticed a long black hair in it. I didn't say anything and when I came back the whole salad was gone." (Source).
"I touch customers' food all the time with dirty hands from the kitchen - nasty dishes, the floor, door handles, who cares." (Source).
"At the restaurant where I work, we don't clean the silverware. We just spray it with water until food comes off." (Source).
"As a server, I naturally judge judge guests by the way they like their meals or how much sugar goes into their iced tea." (Source).
"I'm a waitress. If you're rude to me I make sure your food takes much longer." (Source).
"I'm a server and I once watched my coworker bring dirty dishes I had forgotten to clean to the kitchen, fill with food and serve to customers. Nobody knows." (Source).
"I work at a restaurant and will sometimes finish off the beers that the customers don't drink." (Source).
"I'm a waitress, when people ask me for something that's a pain in the ass to get while I'm busy, I lie and say we ran out." (Source).
"I'm a waiter and your leftovers are my meal for the day." (Source).
"I'm a waitress and although I have never spit on someone's food, I've dropped silverware on the floor and continued to use it to set a table." (Source).