Food Fail Of The Day

There are a lot of things this attempted recipe looks like — Mary’s Mother from Spongebob Squarepants, Edvard Munch’s 1983 masterpiece “The Scream,” but a rice teddy bear sleeping in a comfy egg blanket is definitely not one of them. I’m not sure what exactly went wrong here, but it’s best that we just move past this and try to forget the unsettling image.

Expectation:

Reality: