Prepare to see a world of fine dining with an eye for frugality. Behold these delectable dishes that will uniquely baffle your sense of refined arisanal creation and craft cooking.
Nugget And Macaroni Tart
If it wasn’t for the presentation, I wouldn’t have paid $20 for this delicacy a la’ laze. The streaks of FDA approved ketchup product really flow seamlessly as the shoot of Hidden Valley ranch star. What a delicate touch with the cheesy powder to solidify the wonderful mountain for the gloriously factory browned nuggets. Pure opulence right there.
Entertaining At Its Finest
What a fine array of hors devours! One can easily complete a full package of pre meal delights in a single trip to your local Mcintire Donalsson and company, or whatever you devils call it. Potato potato, my good sir, with a fine dollop of ketchup. Pip pip.
Layered Bologna Cake
Brilliant use of a classic combination my boy. Mayonnaise acts as a perfect complement to the spice of processed bovine meat bits. Crowned with mustard, a heaven of spice and flavor balanced is to be slurped down joyously with refreshing day old coffee.
Scrumptious Toast Circles
A single slice serenade of succulence. This layered fortress of elegance begins with a petit layer of fine American cheese fresh from the singles box. Add beautiful cornerstone pieces in the frank form of hotdog and seal the tower with a julienne pickle weave. Serve with a texture rich jalapeño ketchup and $2.99 ground mustard, and complete your painted plate with masterful tabasco dots.
A chicken nugget delicately bathes in a multicolored mayo and ketchup sauce, and lies in balance of the finest in over-aged brie. Hints of French flavor provide an artful complement with a waveform curl curly fry. A patient hand paints a ketchup trail that in itself provides edible ambiance. Serve with lukewarm tap water.
Frank So Marvelous
A bacon strip craft layer cloaks the rich and delightfully pink hog groundings contained within. Exterior taste and presentation was spared no expense, as ramen with a Sriracha glaze bestows brilliant depth to a savory package. The addition of partially browning parsley from the bargain receptacle lightens the dish with a nice touch of color.
Equestrian Port Spinache
Massaging microwaves reveal the true essence of winegums that beautifully decorate the tastebuds for the main event. Coarsely sliced spinach was defrosted at the finest of room temperatures in order to retain its beautiful color and moist texture. Accompanied by the subtle accent of dollar store Italian seasoning and decked foreign packaging, this horse meat renders with signature ooze.
Golden Surf n' Turf
Laid atop a finely grilled lean patty sits an entire school of culinary wisdom. Cheddar und cheddar atificiale crisps a satisfying toasted Wonder bun to perfection. Surf and turf finally truly meet between the grains for an enriching eating experience.
Kreme de Double Down
Noble constables, enjoy both delicious worlds of sweet and savory with a dribbling of dairy in between. Dubbed "crossover", this delightful pairing of Krispy Kreme and KFC salutes you with a delicate "natural flavorings" and protein duet with a fair helping of deep fried from both delicious worlds. And behold as the warm glow of candlelight gives the crisp red of bacon a healthy hue.
Ah, the beauty and purity of simplicity. This chef has handcrafted an artisan quality taste with the nutrition value of half that. A simple pairing of turkey and mild pre-sliced cheddar couples with ease of ergonomics for the perfect effortless and beautiful snack any time.
Fondue a' la Tomato
Chocolate just took a bump down the popularity river as a red velvety-smooth fruit based entry takes its place. A wonderment of creation finally allows our hotdogs, French fries, or anything a proper coating of rich decadent flavor.
Mist of Cheddar And Bacon Taco
Cheddar and chaps everywhere will get along just peachy with this meal of the gods. Lightly crisped bacon from a pre-opened day aged bag is stuffed into the refined crunch of delicate taco shell manufactory. To top it off, a professional layering of easy cheese pairs splendidly with the sweet notes of chubby that transition flawlessly to the best in cosmic desserts.
Microwave ovens service only the most patient of hosts. This clever tipple-minded gentleman revolutionizes ramen presentation with a typical cocktail glass acquired on his birthday. Within the wide rimmed glass are dispatched nicely formed microwaves for unparalleled even cooking. A la dente!
Lightly unfrozen Digiorno pizza is first warmed to remove the last traces of ice crystals. At this delicate temperature, a perfect circle is cut to host a cutlet of gently wilted micro greens. To garnish proudly, a nacho queso crostini accompanies a creamy ranch emulsion with sweet barbecue sauce. Pair with a traditionally aged lager within proper stemware to complete your meal.
If your particular method for waking up borders the ineffective range, there is but one perfectly mouthwatering and green solution. A healthy serving of dairy with a pairing of properly soaked M&M's will send you and your taste buds racing forth to your day.
The Poultry Four Bun
Perfectly cooked through white meat chicken is wrapped in layers of enticing flavor. Engineered in a marvel of a tower are ten morsel nuggets accompanied by a tangy sweet barbecue sauce glaze. Crowning cheese slices bring comfort to those bound to traverse this beautiful and exotic pylon of a food mountain.
Morsels are all the buzz for all the men and women of the great Commonwealth Peanut Butter and Jelly Guild. Their latest invention exhibits the classic beauty of a salad while appealing to those mothers who would rather have their children eat their sandwich crusts. A light dressing of jelly allows the naturally occurring peanut butter remnants to render this morsel salad a delight for all ages.