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  • Heartbreaking Moments Of Utter Betrayal Every Avocado Lover Has Experienced

    by Kelsey Stoskopf
    Jacob Lund

    Loving avocados is a risky business. Every time you go to grab one from the store, you're playing the avocado lottery. The fate of your guacamole lies in the hands of that avocado. These 13 heartbreaking avocado moments made us shred tears of sheer horror. Have you experienced this before?

    Avocados are like heaven built in a small green fruit.

    lafujimama.com

    Just look at that beautiful piece of art!

    You cut it in half, twist it open in hopes of a perfectly green center just waiting to be eaten.

    plantbasedbirdie via Instagram

    Ugh, the sheer beauty of this savory avocado.

    Or made into delicious, heart-filling guacamole, or spread on toast.

    mindykaling via Instagram

    Mindy and guac. What could be better than that combo?! Absolutely nothing.

    But in reality, you’re often left with this pathetic excuse of an avocado.

    sporadicstuff via Twitter

    We're crying right now just looking at this horrific scene.

    Seriously, what’re you supposed to do with a foot-long pit and half an inch of actual avocado?

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    Die. That's what you're supposed to do. Or just throw it against the wall. 

    Or this pile of brown avocado that seriously crushes dreams and ruins lives.

    This is probably the most brutal crime scene we've ever seen. 

    Your day is full of sunshine and rainbows, until you crack this open.

    sarahvictoria_xx via Instagram

    Day crushed. Literally crushed in two (or seven) pieces.

    They cause way too much pain for us to even bare.

    gd_z via Instagram

    Literal physical pain. We just want a life with perfect avocados. 

    You pick one up betting your life on the perfect avocado.

    Quinn Dombrowski via Flickr

    Only to realize you're definitely not lucky. 

    And you get stuck with a pit the size of Jupiter.

    It's more like you're cursed. Cursed forever.

    Seriously, how sad is this?!

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    Cue the tears.

    This sorry soul was cursed with two pathetic avocados.

    Kate T via Flickr

    As if one wasn't bad enough! There are two evil creatures!

    Can’t we just win once with a perfectly blessed avocado?!

    imgur.com

    No? Okay, well, we'll keep trying anyway.

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