Do you cut your toast diagonally, horizontally or vertically? Seems like an innocent enough question, but one Twitter user discovered that their inquiry sparked a heated debate online.
Which way would you prefer our staff to do you toast at the end of a night?! pic.twitter.com/QKLUb5uX5x— hallamnation (@hallamnation) December 9, 2017
Many people were horrified at the very idea of cutting bread longways.
Never in my life seen toast cut like 3, outrageous https://t.co/IEyPjSF8dK— Tom Raketic (@TommyRaketic) December 12, 2017
If you cut your toast long ways throw your whole life in the bin you creature https://t.co/HbaBkvtxrD— Jack (@J4CKMULL) December 11, 2017
Looking at the number 3 like…😬 pic.twitter.com/hnQMDBOWb6— Carly💙 (@HopsonMarsh) December 11, 2017
I mean – imagine you met the love of your life and then you found out that they cut their toast like #ToastNumber3!— Paul Cruikshank (@PAShanky) December 11, 2017
You'd have to really examine your conscience with that one! #NoToToastNumber3
But some argued that Toast Number 2 was the real deviant.
Raised on 3, discovered 1 in my youth and have dabbled with 2 but really don’t want to make it a habit https://t.co/ROI9MdrDcl— Lieutenant Eric (@Lieutenant_Eric) December 11, 2017
And some people were just here to cheer for the toast triangles.
I still think if you cut your toast in triangles you get more toast 😂🤷🏻♀️ https://t.co/IiLYpm6wpV— Aoife (@_aoifegriffin) December 11, 2017
#1 or nothing— Bryce (@OGCOZYB) December 11, 2017