Soup for Sluts Ramen
Ah, Ramen. Where would we be without this go-to college food staple? With so many brands to choose from though, Ramen manufacturers have to be very specific with their marketing.
Urinal Hot Drink
Tired of having boring old tea? Why not try something new for a change? Or... maybe not.
Shrimp Flavored Crack
Good for those times you want to add a little shrimp flavor to your habit. Why not serve a little at your next party or function? Your guests will keep coming back for more.
Pet Sweat Bottled Water
Who doesn't love pet sweat! It's a pet lover's treat. It's now available in a convenient bottled form.
Some names are just more memorable than others. I'm not sure if they mean this is the soda's flavor or what you'll do after you drink it. Could they possibly maybe mean both?
Child Shredded Meat
Used by master chef Hannibal Lector, Child Shredded Meat is so tender and flavorful, you will never forget it. It tastes great in tacos and enchiladas. It is literally food to die for.
Wasted and Broke Ramen
More excellent Ramen marketing from the folks that let you eat a meal for less than half a dollar. It's a must have in the kitchen of any self-respecting stoner. It's perfect for the munchies.
Hello Lazy Ramen
I'd make some, but I'd have to get up and boil the water first. Really, the people who come up with these great ramen names are geniuses. Five stars on this one.
Heinz Microwavable Spotted Dick
Ah yes, traditional British food. I don't know which is scarier. Eating something that sounds like a medical condition or that your being told to microwave it as a cure.
As approved by ex-pope Benedict. Serve some at your next church picnic. It'll be the talk of the party.
Crunky Nude Ball
Warning: may also be a serious medical condition. See your doctor if the condition continues.
Cock Flavored Soup Mix
Does your husband complain about having the same old boring meals night after night? Then why not buy some of this chicken-flavored soup with an interesting name?
Burnedmeat Flavour Biscuits
Because nothing says tasty biscuits like the flavor of burned meat.
There's a fun flavor to go with each type of terror. You'll never have to worry about what to serve the ax-wielding maniac who stops by your house in the middle of the night.
Not only is it a less that appetizing name, it's also not true. It's a chocolate covered marshmallow topped cookie bar. I hope.
Frozen hamburger patties called Barfy. This calls into question the age old saying. Is honest really the best policy?
Vegetarian Swallow Balls
This is somewhat of a judgmental name. Don't you think? Or could it be that they mean that they are balls that are made out of the meat of vegetarian swallows?
Creamy Batmilk yogurt cups. A great lunch treat for kids? I'm just going to assume this has nothing to do with Batman, though the alternative isn't much better.
Nothing quite like opening a big old can of Shitto sauce and pouring it all over your food. That is a good thing, too. Shitto is great to serve with dinner for when the in-laws come for a visit.