This evil guy did not turn out like the rest of his cute tomato siblings.
This Is Not A Toad
This root just made you believe you were about to have frog legs for dinner.
Carrots Making Out
These carrots were not expecting you to pull them up out the ground any time soon. Awkward.
More Carrot PDA
Okay seriously, this carrot love has gone too far.
This Is A Fleece Flower Root
And it looks like it's about to vomit.
This gourd was probably even cuter as a little gourdling.
This is what your food looks like when it sprouts legs and runs away.
"I WILL DESTROY YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH MY INTENSE SPICINESS!!"
It sounds like a medical disease, but it's literally a radish that looks like a foot.
Oh my. This strawberry took it a little too far.
ADORABLE. Much better than Phallic Berry.
Careful, this ducky doesn't squeak when you squeeze it.
They have seen their fate in the reflection of your butcher's knife.
Easter Island Eggplant
Crazy how nature does that!
What if pumpkins are actually dragon eggs and this one is just now hatching??
This peaceful fruit knows that the key to juiciness is daily meditation.