Demonic Tomato?
This evil guy did not turn out like the rest of his cute tomato siblings.
This Is Not A Toad
This root just made you believe you were about to have frog legs for dinner.
Carrots Making Out
These carrots were not expecting you to pull them up out the ground any time soon. Awkward.
More Carrot PDA
Okay seriously, this carrot love has gone too far.
This Is A Fleece Flower Root
And it looks like it's about to vomit.
Duck, Duck...Gourd!
This gourd was probably even cuter as a little gourdling.
Radish Runner
This is what your food looks like when it sprouts legs and runs away.
Spicy Monster
"I WILL DESTROY YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH MY INTENSE SPICINESS!!"
Radish Foot
It sounds like a medical disease, but it's literally a radish that looks like a foot.
Phallic Berry
Oh my. This strawberry took it a little too far.
Strawbutterfly
ADORABLE. Much better than Phallic Berry.
Tomato Ducky
Careful, this ducky doesn't squeak when you squeeze it.
Petrified Peppers
They have seen their fate in the reflection of your butcher's knife.
Easter Island Eggplant
Crazy how nature does that!
Dragon Pumpkin
What if pumpkins are actually dragon eggs and this one is just now hatching??
Prayerful Pear
This peaceful fruit knows that the key to juiciness is daily meditation.
