We'll probably just stick to ground beef instead.
These better be magic if they're that expensive!
Four dollars for a bottle of water with lemons?! No thank you.
"Emu eggs sound good for breakfast" said no one ever.
Fruit may grow on trees, but money sure doesn't.
Air sure has gotten expensive over the years.
Sure, here's eight dollars for little rolls of vegetables.
The ice cream is already ruined by kale and it's ten dollars?! Gross.
Those are some expensive truffles.
We'll just stick to our rotisserie chicken from Walmart.
What ever happened to a three dollar jar of peanut butter?!
We can't even buy a whole pound it's so expensive.
We're definitely scared to go to Whole Foods after seeing this.
And this. Why is this a thing? Just why?
Just go to any convenience store for much cheaper beer.
Why must these little things be so expensive?!
Six dollars for asparagus water?!
What is ornamental kale?! No one knows.
Six bucks for milk?! Looks like we're eating our cereal dry.
There has to be cheaper medicine. Hello, Walmart.
That honey better be made from magical bees!
"Just stick kale in it and make it really expensive" said the Whole Foods people.