This is the dad equivalent of dark humor.
Every single year.
He has a point.
The number of times I’ve heard this.
Just great fatherly advice.
The tables have been turned.
I feel like that could be a problem.
This is pretty good.
I wonder what the qualifications are.
Again, this isn’t wrong.
He’s not wrong.
This is a classic.
At least it’s a light sentence.
That sounds like quite the show.
You don’t hear a lot of Marvel jokes from the dads.
How do you know it isn’t true though?
This one took a second.
The sense of humor kicks in immediately.
This is at least partially correct.
Don’t put it past them.
The crossover we never knew we needed.
This one got an eyeroll.