11. National Football League
How do you do fellow kids? No one sells out quite like the NFL. That equipment doesn’t even protect their athletes from normal injury and you plan to win a battle royale in it? Good luck with that one.
10. Marshmello
If you want to go to battle dressed as your favorite DJ, fine. Where you lose me is the concert within the game. Like hear me out, you could just go to a Marshmello show? What in the metaverse is going on here?
9. Air Jordan
Michael Jordan selling out doesn’t surprise me. That gambling money has to come from somewhere. Respect. I can just think of another game that’s a little more suited for the Jordan brand. You know, the one where you play basketball.
8. Punk’d
Quibi brought back Punk’d and thought the best place to broadcast it was through Fortnite. Maybe that’s why Quibi bombed. Pour one out for Quibi, everyone.
7. Travis Scott
Contrary to what I said about Marshmello, if you’re going to attend a Travis Scott concert, it’s probably safest to do so through Fortnite. Did he still do the robot at this concert?
6. Rocket League
Games collaborating with other games for double the in-game purchases. Epic Games thinks they’re so slick.
5. Neymar Jr.
Listen, I love Neymar as much as the next person. Brazil has had some really fun World Cup teams. But this is just absurd. You couldn’t have given him some armor at least? Nope, just a full-on kit? Alright.
4. National Basketball Association
Speaking of sporting leagues selling out. The NFL I can understand but the NBA too?! Even the most self-aware league is doing it. The Suns bring me enough disappointment every year I don’t need a reminder in Fortnite too.
3. Balenciaga
Alright, hear me out. Overpriced clothes and they’re also digital. That’s a Dr. Evil plot.
2. Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak
If digital coke wasn’t an item in this bundle it was a massive missed opportunity.
1. Coachella
So you can choose about any skin you want and you pick an influencer at a music festival? No one actually bought these, right? That’s easily the worst one.
