“Doctors. I can self-diagnose with Google. Take that, med school!”
2. Stock Brokers
No reasoning was given but I get it.
“Some Consultants out there tend to consult jack sh*t.”
“Once there was an issue in a meat plant in my town. Unsafe meat, bacteria, etc. A friend was sent there as a consultant to rectify the problem. I asked him how he is gonna tackle that. His words, ‘I have no f*ckin idea.’ Anyway, he went in there, made a bulls*it report, and got paid handsomely.”
“I heard a highly paid efficiency consultant interviewed on NPR. When asked how he did his work, he replied something to the effect of, ‘I go talk to a bunch of the hourly employees in the enterprise in question, ask them what’s f*cked up, then type it all up in a fancy binder and submit an outrageous bill to the client.'”
4. Scam Callers
“Those scam-calling people that take advantage of the elderly.”
“My grandparents got hit with this.
Some piece of sh*t called them claiming to be law enforcement/lawyers. Claimed I had been in a car accident and had injured a pregnant woman. They said they needed like $2,000 for bail and lawyer fees, that I would return to them, or I’d be thrown into jail immediately, and my grandparent fell for it.
My grandparents never asked to speak to me, never called my dad, and never asked any questions at all.
Fast forward a few months and I called them to announce my wife was pregnant with our first child. Their reply was, I kid you not, ‘That’s wonderful! Where’s our money?’ Then followed the extremely awkward conversation explaining to them that they got scammed. Good times.”
5. Grocery Bagger
“I’ve heard in some countries people bag your groceries for you. I believe that to be a completely unnecessary job.”
6. Olympic Lifeguard
“Lifeguards at the Olympic swimming events.”
“Realtors. ‘Hey here’s a house for sale. Pay me. This house has 2 bedrooms.’ Isn’t it up to me how many bedrooms a house has? This bedroom has a refrigerator in it.”
“Pharmacists. So much money could be saved in prescription plans if we just could mail-order the pharmaceuticals.”
9. The Majority Of Construction Workers
“Being one of them, one of the 9 out of 12 guys working road construction that never actually seem to do anything.”
10. Insurance Agents
“The entire insurance industry. Just a big scam.”
11. Critics Of All Kinds
“Critics be it music, film, literature, or whatever. As If I needed someone else to tell me what I should, or should not like.”
No justification was provided but I get it.
“Chiropractor. It doesn’t work. Yes, cracking your back feels good but it does nothing beneficial. Scam job.”
14. Valet Drivers
“Valet drivers. Like stop being so f*cking annoying and park your own d*mn car.”
15. Gas Station Attendant
“In Mexico, you have attendants that put the gas for you. I find it highly unnecessary and wastes time.”