13 Delicious Drinks With Unfortunately Awkward Names

Whether it's a delicious pale ale or a savory cocktail, the makers behind these unfortunately-named drinks all gave us a good reason to chuckle!

Vergina

This Macedonian brewery has three locations in Greece, but unfortunately its name sounds a little too close to a female body part when you say it out loud.

Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner

This Delaware brewery no doubt has some amazing beers, but they might want to look up “golden showers” on Urban Dictionary before naming their Imperial Pilsner.

Buttface Amber Ale

The Ram is a Washington restaurant and brewery that has two rams butting heads as the artwork for their amber ale. So, naturally, “buttface” is the appropriate name for the drink.

Griesedieck Beer

Griesedieck might be a fine family name and a delicious beer, but you have to admit that a beer pronounced “greasy dick” sounds a little unsavory.

The Slippery Nipple

This delicious cocktail is made with Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. Still, try to keep a straight face when ordering this from a bartender.

Hoppy Ending Pale Ale

The Palo Alto Brewing Company clearly knows what a “happy ending” is, as evidenced by this suggestive and hilarious artwork for their pale ale.

Reindeer Droppings

Nothing like some Reindeer Droppings while enjoying a fire on a cold winter’s night. At least, that’s what Ridgeway Brewing in the UK seems to believe.

Pigs Ass Porter

Harvest Moon Brewing Company sure knows how to name ’em! Who else could conceive of the Pigs Ass Porter?

Angel’s Tit

Angel’s Tit is a delicious cocktail of white creme de cacao, cherry liqueur and half-and-half with a cherry on top. You still feel sinful ordering it, though.

Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout

While pearl necklaces are certainly wonderful in the traditional sense, there’s also a dirtier and much more urban definition that the Flying Dog Brewery in Frederick, Maryland may (or may not) have been aware of.