14+ Popsicles That Are Total Nightmare Fuel

Ever think that a popsicle could instantly destroy your childhood memories of the ice cream truck forever? Think again! These cold abominations are so horror-inducing, the jingle of the truck coming down the street becomes an ill omen of imminent death. Somebody, anybody, put them out of their misery before they find us!

He’s ready…he’s ready…he’s ready

He’s ready…for your death.

Dora The Explhorror

Swiper finally cracked and swiped Dora’s life. Now she’s been left to haunt your dreams.

Porwurr PUFF GRRRAAAH

The show may be making a comeback, but we’re honestly scared of what it could “blossom” into.

Batman Swung For The Fences And Missed — With His Life

This is the face that will forever paint Batman, when in his final moments, Robin finally got his revenge from being slapped all those years ago.

A Face Even A Princess Couldn’t Love

It’s always a cold, cold day in the Mushroom Kingdom.

That’s All Folks

Stare into his endless eyes — Ehhh, Whats DEAD Doc?

“I taw…I taw…A puuuuddy taaat”

Tweety decided to mellow out for once after outsmarting Sylvester for so long. This may be the cat’s first, and only victory.

Expectation Vs. Reality

This one is at least a little cute, and well, it’s still tasty.

Dora The Alien

No wonder she’s an explorer, she’s clearly from another planet!

Panda — Or Cow In Track Shorts?

Save the pandas!

You’ll Be In Shock

And not from the electrocution. At first.

Scooby Death

This isn’t an ordinary Scooby snack…

Sornic The Hedgehorg

No! Eggman finally defeated Sonic!

Spider Mutant

Looks like the spider venom caused a few more side effects than Peter Parker was expecting.

Spongebob — The Scream

Edvard Munch’s famous painting is now a living, possibly breathing, Spongebomination.

The Moon Is Made Of Spongebob

Or Spongebob is made of cheese? Either way, that popsicle is a hunk of dissatisfaction, given that it robbed us of precious popsicle.

Spongebob’s Eyes At Altitude

You might have been wondering if Spongebob’s eyes were made of sponge. Apparently they’re not.

Shorted A Strawberry Shortcake

What a travesty — Everyone knows the crumbly coating is the best part!

Leonardo, On Drugs

Our favorite Ninja Turtle looks like he may have had a little bit too much fun with psychoactive drugs.

Darth Vader’s Never Looked More Evil

Intentional or not, this popsicle company turned an evil villain into a crazy evil villain — complete with a new bright fashionable suit! Bravo.