Online classified ads seem to attract their own brand of “crazy.” When Facebook rolled out its brand new Marketplace feature it was only a matter of time before the Craigslist weirdos and scammers would make their way onto the site. Here is a roundup of some of the most hilarious finds!
Wow! Who knew you needed a mask to eat hot dogs?
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I mean…it is technically an Apple Watch.
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The kids are going to love this back to school gift!
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Is that a Croc or just a chew toy?
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Forget door-to-door Evangelism, he’s going digital.
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Okay, cool Jordans bro, but what are you doing dude?
![May be an image of 1 person, footwear and text that says 'Brand new Jordan 3 willing to change price if feel it's good +3 $250 Air Jordan 3 Fire red MESSAGE'](https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/294227050_1672190939813004_924807444836570120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=vZsI1m02GgYAX_AgazM&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=00_AT8MAkzWbgsiM7ttVumf-xx2I1nIYHeAgADhFDdLPFdOAQ&oe=62E5FA73)
This guy didn’t like anybody’s offers on Marketplace so he decided to burn this record player just to spite everybody.
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Finally, some decor that says how I feel.
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I didn’t know dishwashers needed pull starts! I wonder if its pre-used or not!
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Dried Raccoon, $200. Take it or leave it.
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I’m not paying $1,000 for this but a perfect Spongebob like this is pretty rare though.
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$1,000 for a Beanie Baby? That’s a steal!
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This Supra looks funny.
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“Slightly used.”
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WOW. No hyper drive?! What a rip-off!
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This some high quality stuff alright.
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This lamp look weird.
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Wow the graphics on this truck look sweet!
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Wow bro, is that custom?
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Sussy Amogus Chicky Nuggy.
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