The health food craze has gone too far! A dessert is a dessert and it should never include a green, leafy veggie. These once deliciously sweet foods were completely ruined by the unnecessary addition of kale and we are thoroughly disgusted.
Kale Cake
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Alright LeBron, kale shouldn't be used in cake.
Kale Ice Cream
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What happened to cookie dough ice cream, or chocolate or anything else?!
Kale Cupcake
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A cupcake should never be topped with a kale leaf, we repeat, never.
Kale Brownies
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You might think these are normal brownies, but you'd be wrong, so so wrong.
Kale Fudge Pops
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Eat these kale fudge pops they said. You won't taste the kale, they said.
Kale, Avocado and Cashew Smoothies
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If kale wasn't enough to ruin a smoothie, just add avocado and cashews.
Kale Ice Cream Pops
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We'll stick to our Tweety Bird pops we get from the ice cream man.
Kale Cookies
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Apparently chocolate chip cookies weren't good enough.
Kale Cake With Sweet Potato Icing
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The only thing worse than a kale cake is a kale cake filled with sweet potato icing.
Kale Cream Pie
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Chocolate cream pie anyone?
Kale Spice Cake
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Kale and spice and everything…wrong.
Kale Apple Pie
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Can we just have a normal apple pie please?! No more of this kale stuff.
Kale and Apple Cake
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Kale and apple cake sounds as gross as, well, actually nothing sounds as gross as that.
Kale And Carrot Cookies
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Cookies should never include kale and carrots! It's really quite simple.
Kale Almond Biscotti
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Your coffee will never taste the same with this kale biscotti, and not in a good way.
Kale Donut
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We'll take a custard filled donut, please.
Chocolate Covered Kale Chips
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Chocolate covered kale chips? What about chocolate-covered bacon?!
Kale Tarts
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While coconut lime tarts sound refreshing, kale does not.
Kale And Black Bean Brownies
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There's something seriously wrong about kale and black bean brownies.
Kale Pina Coladas
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If you like pina (not kale) coladas, and getting caught in the rain…