1.

Sike, he’s not delivering any of them.
2.

Every. Single. Time.
3.

You better be tracking it.
4.

Please just read the address.
5.

Did you mean extra rough?
6.

Just for good measure.
7.

Doorbell cameras are the worst thing to happen to delivery drivers.
8.

True story.
9.

It’s either that or throwing your package through the front door.
10.

We all do it.
11.

This is really how it feels.
12.

Lmao they crushed this.
13.

The fragile sticker is a challenge.
14.

It’s sad but it’s true.
15.

They might as well not even label it.
16.

I hope you weren’t waiting around all day for it.
17.

Handle with caution.
18.

A stand-off like you’ve never seen.
19.

Close enough.
20.

At least they acknowledged it.
21.

Really satisfying.