1.
He absolutely cooked him with some of those “Toms.”
2.
Congrats on being related to the smartest person in the world.
3.
Things really hit the fan when Gilderoy left the scene. Coincidence?
4.
A commentary on living with roommates.
5.
“I didn’t hear no bell.” – Professor Quirrell
6.
I have a fever and the only prescription is this crossover.
7.
Did he… shave?
8.
He makes a solid point.
9.
He wasn’t wrong.
10.
His mouth just disconnected from his brain.
11.
Wow, he lost a lot of weight!
12.
Close enough.
13.
To be fair, it would have been a lot less entertaining.
14.
A lot of bad decisions were made in Goblet of Fire.
15.
And roll the credits.
16.
Ah geez.
17.
Remember when the House Cup was a big deal?
18.
“He’s half what?!”
19.
In his defense, James was a bit of an as*hole.
20.
Or give the other houses a chance to save the world.
21.
The hate was pretty justified though.
22.
Those two absolutely brought it.
23.
The dementors didn’t deserve that.
24.
Getting expelled can’t be THAT bad.
25.
No one knows you better than yourself.
26.
Way too much pressure.
27.
Did their barbers just take a year off?
28.
Percy was such a wet blanket.
29.
There was literally not an easier place to infiltrate.
