We’ve all encountered them – those infuriating individuals who seem to have no regard for the rules of parking. Whether it’s occupying multiple spots, blocking others in, or simply parking inconsiderately, bad parkers can test our patience to the limit. But what happens when fed-up people decide they’ve had enough?
In this collection of stories, we delve into the satisfying tales of revenge that frustrated individuals have taken upon those who parked without a care in the world. From clever pranks to strategic maneuvers, these tales showcase the creative ways in which people have reclaimed justice and taught bad parkers a lesson they won’t soon forget.
Buckle up and join us as we explore how fed-up people turned the tables on the parking offenders and restored order to the parking lots and streets they call home.
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A Harmless But Valuable Lesson
A few years ago, I lived in a bustling apartment complex. I cherished my little corner of the parking lot, a spot I diligently paid for each month. But one fateful day, my peaceful routine was shattered by a brazen act of parking spot theft.
As I returned home from a long day at work, exhausted and looking forward to relaxing in my cozy apartment, I noticed a sleek black car had swooped in and snatched my beloved parking spot. Frustration coursed through my veins as I circled the complex in search of an alternative spot, but it seemed luck was not on my side.
Determined not to let the parking spot thief off the hook, I hatched a plan for sweet revenge. I enlisted the help of a mischievous friend who shared my disdain for parking spot thieves. Together, we concocted the perfect payback scheme.
The next day, as I spotted the black car occupying my spot once again, I quietly positioned myself nearby, armed with a bag of harmless but irritating substances. With a swift motion, I sprinkled a generous amount of glitter onto the windshield and carefully placed a handful of harmless yet highly adhesive googly eyes on the side mirrors.
As the unsuspecting driver returned to their car, they were met with a dazzling display of shimmering glitter and a comical sight of googly-eyed mirrors. Confusion and frustration washed over the thief, who found themselves at the receiving end of unexpected revenge.
Word quickly spread throughout the apartment complex about the glittery spectacle, and residents couldn’t help but chuckle at the poetic justice served to the parking spot thief. My revenge became the talk of the complex, with fellow residents cheering me on for standing up against those who showed no regard for others’ assigned parking spaces.
No one attempted to steal my parking spot after that.
Of All The Places To Park
I live in a quiet suburban neighborhood. I get along really well with all of my neighbors and have never had any conflicts with them. However, one day, my peaceful existence was disrupted by an entitled woman.
It started one morning when I was leaving for work and noticed a shiny silver car parked directly in front of my driveway, blocking my path. Frustration surged through my veins as I realized that someone had thoughtlessly parked their vehicle without any consideration for me. Determined not to let this slide, I approached the woman who was still in her car and politely requested her to move her car.
To my astonishment, she responded with arrogance and a dismissive attitude, claiming that she would only be a few minutes and that I could wait while she visited a friend. This blatant disregard for common courtesy ignited a fire within me, and I resolved to teach her a lesson she would never forget.
After she went inside her friend’s home, I retreated into my garage and returned with a bucket filled with black water-based paint. I approached the woman’s car, careful not to be seen. Then I splashed the paint onto the car’s windshield, completely blacking it out.
Soon, the commotion drew the attention of the neighborhood, as the woman emerged from her friend’s house to discover her car was undrivable. Shock and anger washed over her as she realized the consequences of her entitled actions.
I was late to work but it was completely worth it watching her have to have her own car towed away in defeat.
That’s Where Being Inconsiderate Gets You
I had just bought a brand new black sedan. It was the first car I had ever purchased and I was absolutely in love with it. One afternoon, I was at the local grocery store, shopping for ingredients to prepare a special dinner.
As I walked out of the store, I noticed a careless driver had parked their car haphazardly next to my vehicle. This a*shole had nearly scraped their junker across the side of my baby and they had left about 6 inches of space between their car and my driver’s side door. Determined not to let this slide, I devised a plan to teach them a lesson.
After quickly brainstorming, I spotted a shopping cart left unattended near the entrance of the store. It was the perfect opportunity for retribution. I maneuvered the cart carefully, placing it right behind the driver’s side of the offending vehicle.
The cart formed an immovable barrier, effectively preventing the inconsiderate driver from exiting their parking spot. I crawled into my car from the passenger side and moved my car to a discrete spot where I could watch the rest of my revenge play out.
It didn’t take long for the inconsiderate driver to return to their car, expecting a quick getaway. But their plans were immediately thwarted when they discovered the unexpected obstacle blocking their path. Instead of simply moving the shopping cart, they unsuccessfully tried to navigate around it with their junker.
Meanwhile, I was relishing in the satisfaction of my revenge from a distance. I couldn’t help but chuckle as the driver grew increasingly flustered, attracting the attention of other shoppers who witnessed the scene unfold.
Finally, instead of simply moving the shopping cart, they just scraped the side of their car against it and sped out of the parking lot in rage. Hopefully, the massive scratch on the side of their car would serve as a reminder to park more considerately.
