Ever wondered what it’s like to grow up with parents who redefine the term “outrageous”? Well, get ready to dive into the wild world of kids raised by toxic parents as they spill the tea on some of their jaw-dropping conversations. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, cringe-worthy moments, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Let’s get started!

“My Dad Thought He Was Entitled To My Money (Which I Didn’t Have Much Of) Because ‘It’s Christmas'”

Imagine your parent calling you a coward because you won’t give them money for a new car. SMH.

“My Dad Went On Vacation And Made Me Send Photos Of My Room Every Day, Or Else He Would Take $100 From My Account”

“My Dad Not Letting Me Borrow An Umbrella Because It’s In His ‘Bunker Room'”

You know this dad’s behavior is a problem when the MOM is even questioning it.

The Surprise Announcement

This mother is at a whole new level of insanity. A grown man isn’t allowed to live with his girlfriend?

“I’m Going To An Iron Maiden Concert, I’m Also Almost 30”

The fact that he ratted out his dad is HILARIOUS.

 “I Paid $750 A Month To Live At Home, So I Said Enough And Left. In Return, My Mom Started Spreading Rumors About Me”

“I Got A Tattoo And Sent My Dad A Picture, My Stepmom Texted Me Three Days Later”

Raw food? An EXIT DATE?! Why is this so ominous and cryptic?!

“I Used Some Of My Mom’s Shredded Cheese”

All this over some shredded cheese? Toxic mom alert!