1.
“Rebroadcasting NFL games without their express written consent.”
2.
“Setting fire to the 2 empty houses that border my property since the owners are just letting them go to sh*t.”
3.
“Shoplift but ill be too guilt-filled and put it back.”
4.
“Downloading and burning movies and music to DVD and CD.”
5.
“Just going to smoke a joint. I’ve been on probation for 2 years (for a nonviolent crime) and just found out the reason I’ve been testing positive for weed was from my heartburn medication. I’ve been so good but still might be going to jail. I just wanna smoke.”
6.
“Committing tax fraud.”
7.
“Playing video games while eating popcorn. What? No one said I HAD to break any laws.”
8.
“Not to outdo the badassery on here, but I’m ripping the tag off my mattress.”
9.
“I will create infinite energy. Fck the First Law of Thermodynamics.”
10.
“Collect rainwater.”
11.
“Smoking Crack while hitting the local coin shop and Mercedes dealership then over to get a few lbs of grass.”
12.
“I’m gonna break into my skating rink without paying.”
13.
“I will spend all 24 hours milking someone else’s cow in Texas.”
14.
“Tax fraud, pirating, and digging a hole in someone’s yard without consent or permission from the state.”
15.
“Break into data storage places and eliminate all records of personal debt. Medical, mortgage, student loans, etc. Everyone gets a clean slate.”
16.
“Going around destroying crypto farms.”
17.
“Sh*tting in public.”
18.
“Steal lawnmowers.”
19.
“Break into banks and steal as much money as I possibly can, then keep the amount I need and donate the rest to charity or give it to the homeless. And possibly steal a ridiculous amount of food from the grocery store (mainly chicken wings). I might also super glue googly eyes onto random stuff, or just steal googly eyes from the craft store and see how I feel after that.”
20.
“Ball pit.”
21.
“Acquire my dream closet for free.”
22.
“Steal the declaration of independence.”
23.
“Gonna order a ton of food at a high-scale restaurant and then I’ll dash without paying.”
24.
“Building a 12’ tall Privacy fence so the HOA prez can slurp a hog while I do all kinds of private stuff behind it.”
