1.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/1354725238.0.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&ssl=1)
“Rebroadcasting NFL games without their express written consent.”
2.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/house-fire-goochland-2.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&ssl=1)
“Setting fire to the 2 empty houses that border my property since the owners are just letting them go to sh*t.”
3.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/shoplifting-stores.jpg?resize=1024%2C688&ssl=1)
“Shoplift but ill be too guilt-filled and put it back.”
4.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/cd_burning_1200.jpg?resize=1024%2C472&ssl=1)
“Downloading and burning movies and music to DVD and CD.”
5.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/marijuana-smoke.jpeg?resize=702%2C468&ssl=1)
“Just going to smoke a joint. I’ve been on probation for 2 years (for a nonviolent crime) and just found out the reason I’ve been testing positive for weed was from my heartburn medication. I’ve been so good but still might be going to jail. I just wanna smoke.”
6.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/Your-Thoughts-Tax-Avoidance-Offshore-Loopholes.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&ssl=1)
“Committing tax fraud.”
7.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/1_KqylPAHedw5Bw4ZhMEPFMA.jpg?resize=800%2C533&ssl=1)
“Playing video games while eating popcorn. What? No one said I HAD to break any laws.”
8.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/law-tag1.jpeg?resize=1024%2C887&ssl=1)
“Not to outdo the badassery on here, but I’m ripping the tag off my mattress.”
9.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/ennandgee_0006_Layer-1.jpeg?resize=1024%2C576&ssl=1)
“I will create infinite energy. Fck the First Law of Thermodynamics.”
10.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/AdobeStock_291233790.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&ssl=1)
“Collect rainwater.”
11.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/1-Mercedes-G-Class.jpeg?resize=1024%2C576&ssl=1)
“Smoking Crack while hitting the local coin shop and Mercedes dealership then over to get a few lbs of grass.”
12.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/MicrosoftTeams-image-21.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&ssl=1)
“I’m gonna break into my skating rink without paying.”
13.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/photo-1570042225831-d98fa7577f1e.jpeg?resize=1000%2C667&ssl=1)
“I will spend all 24 hours milking someone else’s cow in Texas.”
14.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/027ee6fc8b00d0130cb99b72df64b0cb.jpeg?resize=800%2C600&ssl=1)
“Tax fraud, pirating, and digging a hole in someone’s yard without consent or permission from the state.”
15.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/10-Reasons-Why-People-Stay-in-Debt.jpeg?resize=1024%2C614&ssl=1)
“Break into data storage places and eliminate all records of personal debt. Medical, mortgage, student loans, etc. Everyone gets a clean slate.”
16.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/SSGODOWNFJBHDEHUQBLHU6LR3Q.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&ssl=1)
“Going around destroying crypto farms.”
17.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/NPNDNGK2LNHKNNQ2B4Y24IOEPM.jpeg?resize=1024%2C713&ssl=1)
“Sh*tting in public.”
18.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/3SP4175254-4-48f1ab17532649d09719b00202f53b1a-e333df1f505b4435a6ab5499e840a8b5.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&ssl=1)
“Steal lawnmowers.”
19.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/c9036f21-a72d-43d0-b50c-ffad40494cb8.jpg?resize=780%2C520&ssl=1)
“Break into banks and steal as much money as I possibly can, then keep the amount I need and donate the rest to charity or give it to the homeless. And possibly steal a ridiculous amount of food from the grocery store (mainly chicken wings). I might also super glue googly eyes onto random stuff, or just steal googly eyes from the craft store and see how I feel after that.”
20.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/36c993155f369107d6770fbbc1c0aea2.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&ssl=1)
“Ball pit.”
21.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/prr_8ft-classic-platinum_props_None_.jpeg?resize=1024%2C1024&ssl=1)
“Acquire my dream closet for free.”
22.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/MCDNATR_EC013-e1616608550538.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&ssl=1)
“Steal the declaration of independence.”
23.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/Nobu_Shoreditch_01_GQ_24July17_b.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&ssl=1)
“Gonna order a ton of food at a high-scale restaurant and then I’ll dash without paying.”
24.
![](https://i0.wp.com/upload.oola.com/rola/uploads/2022/08/falling-waters-landscape-inc_679.jpeg?resize=597%2C448&ssl=1)
“Building a 12’ tall Privacy fence so the HOA prez can slurp a hog while I do all kinds of private stuff behind it.”